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re: Good one month wedding anniversary gift

Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by swampdawg
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
5141 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:24 pm to
This could set the expectation bar too high for the rest of your marriage. It is acceptable if you get her something slutty and self serving, but that's about it.
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7899 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:33 pm to
One month? Congratulations on the uptight broad.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Your dick won't suck itself..


Since he is married she wont suck it either...
Posted by scotterice
Member since Nov 2013
56 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:43 pm to
if its yalls first month shell probably need some tampons
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:50 pm to
Women are terrible.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Since he is married she wont suck it either...


Myth.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 12:59 pm to
It's kids that kill the sucky-sucky in a marriage.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Myth.


She is waiting to see what you get her for that all important One Month anniversary. Screw up and no more BJs.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Myth.


You've only been married a month you wouldn't understand!
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:08 pm to
I have been trying to not treat my girlfriend very well lately so she will break up with me. Not effective so far.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I have been trying to not treat my girlfriend very well lately so she will break up with me


The worse you treat them the more they love you. Try smothering here and being glued to her whenever she moves.. she will be gone in less than two weeks with the "need more space talk"
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:35 pm to
Unless she cooks and cleans, a marriage annulment.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 1:44 pm to
Send flowers to her work or something
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:07 pm to
multicolored condoms
Posted by MrTide33
Member since Nov 2012
4351 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Good one month wedding anniversary gift


Treadmill
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 2:43 pm to
Two hookers and some blow
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13929 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 4:19 pm to
Pearl necklace......not from the jewelry store either.
Posted by RollTide MJ
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Nov 2007
9523 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:00 pm to
I got my wife a wedding gift and a first year anniversary gift but not a one month wedding anniversary gift. I do as much as I can for my wife and love her more than anything but I wouldn't do that.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105403 posts
Posted on 11/6/13 at 6:07 pm to
Dude give her all the gifts you can and get all the sex you can. By your 13th month you will be wondering wtf happened to the circus sex.

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