re: Get to know your fellow poster.....

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Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

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Masterfully done

I wanna do one too.. it's too much fun.

I'm CatFan

It really sucks having to introduce myself to you arse funnels.

I'd rather be dropping babies on their heads for fun or burning vegetables in front of starving people.

My strap on is bigger than all of your pencil dicks. Don't ever forget that I'm always wearing it while posting on this message board. (Get a good visual and never let go of it).

I'm an insomniac and only mildly friendly after my nightly dose of sleeping pills kicks in.

I hate babies, vegetables, Easter eggs hunts, romanticism of any kind, the NBA, slow wet kisses,

I wipe my arse with my loofa in the shower knowing my boyfriend will use it to wash his body.

I hate other women. Why do they act like women? Don't they know they can have an e-peen like me?

I've spit in someone else's food.

I'm the real life Cathy from East of Eden.

Catch Aids.

With hate,

-Cat

Hi there people. My name is pivey14, which is very comparable to my IRL name if you have good deductive reasoning skills. I started posting here when I was 16 in high school. Our high school gave us laptops that blocked every website known to man, but since secrant.com was a branch network from tigerdroppings.com it was open for my use. This is all I did and still do in class. I am a current student at Mississippi State. I was born and raised in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and have been a small sidewalk fan of LSU football. I cheer for LSU whenever they aren't playing State.

I have one alter who is directly related to Henry Jones Jr.

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You forgot to mention something about geoducks.

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shite

When I started that I kept wanting to say geodick but told myself I'd wait till the end, and I forgot.

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Hi I'm Catfan81. I think anyone with a southern accent is a moron. I love large veiny cocks, Love them. I've taken miles and miles of dick in my day.

I like being mean to men on message boards while secretly wishing for HBT and Tduecen to double stuff my oreo. I hate the south, but I live there for some reason.


Here are some things I hate:

Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

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Your story is almost identical to mine

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I obsessively count telephone poles while on the highway

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Randy?