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re: Full length Star Wars trailer is out
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:48 pm to JustGetItRight
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:48 pm to JustGetItRight
why does the black guy always look scared and out of breath?
Is he on a water world? Or, perhaps it's a world of law enforcement officers.
Is he on a water world? Or, perhaps it's a world of law enforcement officers.
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 3:49 pm
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Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:49 pm to JustGetItRight
Can't fricking wait.
Looks too awesome for words.
Looks too awesome for words.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:51 pm to dead money
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Looks too awesome for words.
Doesn't look nearly as good as Road Warrior: Fury Road
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:54 pm to mizzoukills
Shut up Killz.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:06 pm to cokebottleag
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I'm just excited that George Lucas isn't going to be allowed on set.
Yep this looks good!
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:07 pm to mizzoukills
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why does the black guy always look scared and out of breath?
There is a guy on the movie board who says he has the answer if you want to know the spoiler.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:12 pm to Roger Klarvin
So ....
We can assume that Lando and Luke had a love-child made from their combined DNA and named him Finn, Finn Calrissian because Luke was the catcher of the two while Lando was the pitcher ... and now, frick, a black man is going to be the padowan jedi knight hero savior of the universe right when a black man is about to takeover James Bond.
frick!
Everyone knows a black man cannot mind-control things or perform telekinesis gosh dammit! And those two things are musts if you're gonna be trained as a jedi knight ... even by Mark Hamil.
Next fricking thing there will be a black Santa Claus and a black Jesus.
shite is going downhill fast.
What could possibly give you young fricktards a boner about all of this?
We can assume that Lando and Luke had a love-child made from their combined DNA and named him Finn, Finn Calrissian because Luke was the catcher of the two while Lando was the pitcher ... and now, frick, a black man is going to be the padowan jedi knight hero savior of the universe right when a black man is about to takeover James Bond.
frick!
Everyone knows a black man cannot mind-control things or perform telekinesis gosh dammit! And those two things are musts if you're gonna be trained as a jedi knight ... even by Mark Hamil.
Next fricking thing there will be a black Santa Claus and a black Jesus.
shite is going downhill fast.
What could possibly give you young fricktards a boner about all of this?
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:23 pm to mizzoukills
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Doesn't look nearly as good as Road Warrior: Fury Road
True
Tom Hardy is one of the finest actors on this planet.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:25 pm to mizzoukills
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why does the black guy always look scared and out of breath?
Is he on a water world? Or, perhaps it's a world of law enforcement officers
Dogs ... big dogs on that planet.
And ghosts.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 5:58 pm to scrooster
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Everyone knows a black man cannot mind-control things or perform telekinesis gosh dammit! And those two things are musts if you're gonna be trained as a jedi knight ... even by Mark Hamil.
Mace Windu motherfricker
Posted on 4/16/15 at 6:23 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Mace Windu motherfricker
Lawrence Fishburn did a great job selling those abilities in that role ... I'll give him that. But everyone knows it was, unlike the rest of the series, fantasy when it came to Mace.
Besides, "mace," .... "black man." How racist is that!
Posted on 4/16/15 at 6:48 pm to Roger Klarvin
I keeed, I keeed. Just jacked off to the trailer.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 6:59 pm to scrooster
Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:07 pm to scrooster
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Mace Windu motherfricker
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Lawrence Fishburn
Are you fricking serious right now?
Posted on 4/16/15 at 8:40 pm to Roger Klarvin
I hope this one is better than the first six.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 8:42 pm to mizzoukills
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why does the black guy always look scared and out of breath?
J.J. Abrams racist
Posted on 4/16/15 at 8:48 pm to mizzoukills
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why does the black guy always look scared and out of breath?
Is he on a water world? Or, perhaps it's a world of law enforcement officers.
World of certified mail carriers
Posted on 4/16/15 at 8:52 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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Damn Harrison Ford looks so old
Crash a couple planes and then let us know how young you feel.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 9:25 pm to mizzoukills
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Hate the realists all you want.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:29 pm to TeLeFaWx
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I'm both confused and excited! I have no idea who the narrator was!
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Luke Mother fricking Skywalker. What the frick is wrong with you.
laughed really hard at this Eta this movie is going to kick arse.. Was never excited about prequel shite. Those were awful. JJ going to deliver. Cast will be great.
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 10:33 pm
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