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re: Friday Night IM Thread... Suck My Geoduck Edition...
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:45 pm to Duke
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:45 pm to Duke
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My SO seems interested enough tonight. I'm not going to go wanting. Sure, you'd like to think I am desperate...so you could fix the problem. Too bad I'd just finish all over your face and post the pictures on here.
Yeah, my boyfriend and I have been together for four+ years. IDGAF about your desperation... or lack thereof.
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I'm not. You just don't know how to play along with my jokes. Probably the uptight yankeeness.
How about we just join forces to fight State? I think we can both agree that they're the scourge of the Southeastern Conference.
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Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:47 pm to CatFan81
peoplePosted on 2/28/14 at 11:48 pm to Agforlife
hai Ag.
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:50 pm to CatFan81
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Yeah, my boyfriend and I have been together for four+ years. IDGAF about your desperation... or lack thereof.
Sometimes I think you might be cool. Then threads like this make me reconsider. You defuse a troll like me by playing along, not by taking the high road talking about your relationship and shite. I'm eventually going to drag you down to my level. Most likely by saying something like you dream of having my money shot all over your face and titties. I mean it's ok, you're not alone.
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How about we just join forces to fight State?
It's like beating a kid with downs syndrome in the street. It's too easy to feel any sort of redeeming quality about.
We could maybe be a good team though, if you could learn to play along with my mischief.
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:50 pm to CatFan81
I am hating being a day walker again but the money is just to good to pass up. Semi retirement was fun while it lasted 
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:52 pm to Duke
I'm good at trolling State fans. It's one of my redeeming qualities.
Plus I'm on beer 15 or so for the evening so I'm bad at gauging people.
Plus I'm on beer 15 or so for the evening so I'm bad at gauging people.
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:54 pm to Agforlife
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I am hating being a day walker again but the money is just to good to pass up. Semi retirement was fun while it lasted
Better than being a straight ginger.
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:56 pm to CatFan81
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Plus I'm on beer 15 or so for the evening so I'm bad at gauging people.
It's too bad, I was just having some fun.
I've got to catch a cab and pick up my SO in a few, you were just the person here best to be an arse too. I would have obviously picked Belle over you if she seemed interested in going back and forth with me, but I guess you were good enough.
ETA: I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that.
This post was edited on 2/28/14 at 11:58 pm
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:58 pm to Duke
Yeah, well you can suck my fricking geoduck. 
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:02 am to CatFan81
I won't suck your geoduck but I will eat your clam. 
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:03 am to Agforlife
Damnit Ag, go along with the script.
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:05 am to CatFan81
Sorry I had to say it. Couldn't help myself y'all have fun I'm going to sleep. PEACE
y'all have fun I'm going to sleep. PEACEPosted on 3/1/14 at 12:05 am to Agforlife
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I won't suck your geoduck but I will eat your clam.
It probably smells like it was left out in the sun for five days. Fair warning. I don't want you to throw up so much you dehydrate and die.
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:07 am to Duke
God damn it, Duke. You're making me feel sick with that shite.
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:08 am to CatFan81
You picked the wrong night to be the only other person in this thread.
This post was edited on 3/1/14 at 12:10 am
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:10 am to Duke
frick you, a-hole.
This is the one night that I'm bored AF too.
You used to be mah eFrand too. I don't like you very much right now.
This is the one night that I'm bored AF too.
You used to be mah eFrand too. I don't like you very much right now.
This post was edited on 3/1/14 at 12:11 am
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:11 am to CatFan81
Brightside...
You know Vols&Shaft is going to masturbate himself raw thinking about all the descriptions I've laid down about you.
You know Vols&Shaft is going to masturbate himself raw thinking about all the descriptions I've laid down about you.
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:12 am to CatFan81
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I don't like you very much right now.
Oh plz.
You know you found this as amusing as I did.
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:13 am to Duke
Is that really a brightside?
I fail to see how the pleasure of any Vol fan can be a positive.
I fail to see how the pleasure of any Vol fan can be a positive.
Posted on 3/1/14 at 12:14 am to Duke
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Oh plz.
You know you found this as amusing as I did.
Maybe.
I'll never admit it though. You have to warn me before these assaults. I rage like a motherfricker.
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