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re: Friday Night IM Thread... Suck My Geoduck Edition...

Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98952 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:17 pm to
I think you'll be fine. As long as you don't mail it in just because you know the people interviewing you. Not saying you would but I've seen coworkers do it while sitting on an interview committee.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:19 pm to
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I mean lie to yourself all you want. What ever makes you feel better about settling. I'm not here to judge.


I don't settle, sweetie.

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We all know you want me. It's sad really.


You're so... weird.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:20 pm to
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So... Your saying youre interested in a female/females that post here.

Go on...


No. I did my experimentation with females years ago. Not my thing.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21218 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:20 pm to
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I bet the other guys there resent you and think you're a snitch.


Theres a couple of guys that are jealous of me because I got promoted before they did. I made it very clear to my boss on day 1 that I dont want his relationship with my dad or my dads reputation with the company to have any effect on me. My boss told me I earned the position running our UPS and motor freight shipping because I busted my arse to show I wasn't some kid who thought his daddy would get him whatever he wants.
This post was edited on 2/28/14 at 11:21 pm
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46392 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:21 pm to
That's not true. Some dudes can be skinny and look terrible in a suit. It's all about the tailor
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35610 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:23 pm to
God, you're about zero fun.

I take my second statement back. You've been demoted to sixth on my list. I'll take gatorprincess over you. At least 8th wouldn't be the soul losing experience of fricking an uptight WASP.

Then again, if that pussy Is as uptight as you are I may have to reconsider my rankings.
Posted by 870Hog
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:23 pm to
My imagination... Way to frick it.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:23 pm to
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That's not true. Some dudes can be skinny and look terrible in a suit. It's all about the tailor


I guess that's true. Any decent tailor can make you look good.

Unless you're picking your suit up at Goodwill.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:25 pm to
I'm not a WASP.

WASP means White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

I'm an Atheist and half Native American. I cannot be a WASP.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35610 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:28 pm to
Yet you post like I'd imagine one would post. So I'm willing to call it if you're not self aware enough to do it yourself.

I mean frick, you're lacking in fun enough I wouldn't frick you with Rebelgator's dick, and I'd frick a prostitute with AIDS with his dick.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:30 pm to
That just makes me love myself even more.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35610 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:31 pm to
Well played.

You really don't want RG's dick inside you.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:32 pm to
Awkward first post for me to see in this thread......
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35610 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:35 pm to
I'm posting hard tonight brah. Too bad nobody else can keep up with HBT not here.

A higher quality LLotSECrOT would have made me blush already.
Too bad I'm dealing with the scraps.
This post was edited on 2/28/14 at 11:36 pm
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46392 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:36 pm to
I'm 1/32 Native American


So I got that going for me
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:36 pm to
RG is mah eFrand and a newlywed.

I'm in a happy relationship with a man that I love.

Why the frick would shite like that even cross my mind?

You're sick, dude.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:38 pm to
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A higher quality LLotSECrOT would have made me blush already.


Soooo... some females aren't available to offer to suck your dick? Or to send you nudes?

Why so desperate?
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35610 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:39 pm to
You do realize I know RG IRL right?

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Why the frick would shite like that even cross my mind?



Cuz sometimes I like to frick with people.


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You're sick, dude.


I know you want to know how sick I really am. Too bad I wouldn't give you the time of day IRL. I'm just fricking with you because you're the easiest target currently posting.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:41 pm to
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You do realize I know RG IRL right?



I know.
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Cuz sometimes I like to frick with people.



You have no life.

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I know you want to know how sick I really am. Too bad I wouldn't give you the time of day IRL. I'm just fricking with you because you're the easiest target currently posting.


I wouldn't give you the time of day either. I have higher standards.

One of us is in a fulfilling relationship and one of us obviously isn't.

This post was edited on 2/28/14 at 11:43 pm
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35610 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:42 pm to
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Soooo... some females aren't available to offer to suck your dick?


My SO seems interested enough tonight. I'm not going to go wanting. Sure, you'd like to think I am desperate...so you could fix the problem. Too bad I'd just finish all over your face and post the pictures on here.

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Why so desperate?


I'm not. You just don't know how to play along with my jokes. Probably the uptight yankeeness.
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