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DPRK Defense Minister Executed by AAA fire.

Posted on 5/12/15 at 8:38 pm
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 8:38 pm
Holy cripes. Dude talked back to the fearless wonder leader and they blew this dude up with AAA fire.

LINK

North Koreans are crazy frickers. While we argue over what combination of drugs will be least painless to convicted murderers, the DPRK folks are getting creative.

Posted by Stir of Echoes
SD, LA, OC, and the Inland Empire.
Member since Feb 2015
1052 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 8:42 pm to
AAA fire execution.

That's a new one, I wonder how drunk dear leader was when he came up with that punishment?

How long till that dumbass realizes his regime is done, gets wasted and pushes the button?

He's one retarded mofo, far more inept than his father, and that's saying something.

If I'm South Korea I'm worried, dude is nuts.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 9:28 pm to
I've seen video of sniper kills with 50 cal sniper rifles. At distance, you are talking pink mist...head gone.

With anti aircraft fire at close range... nothing left from waste up probably. In any case, it would certainly be quick.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13882 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 9:33 pm to
Pretty gruesome, but probably relatively painless too.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5113 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 9:57 pm to
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That's a new one, I wonder how drunk dear leader was when he came up with that punishment?


I'm going to stretch something other than your mom's butt right now.

Dear Supreme Leader was watching old Dennis Rodman tapes. DSL then begins watching newer games. He starts to drink, because he never got to play pro ball, even though he tells his country he is #1. He continues to watch and comes across a Kobe Bryant highlight video. He is belligerent at this point and makes his high command goon squad start doing Kobe Bryant celebrations to boost morale. He moves the party outside on his patio and continues drinking. He is so drunk at this point that he stumbles over to an AA gun truck set up outside the residence. He sees his goon squad still doing Kobe celebrations, and fires at them. The celebration, you ask?



It's all just a big misunderstanding.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/12/15 at 10:03 pm to
The DPRK has their Korean version of Caligula apparently. Gruesome little fat fricker.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:34 am to
Actually he's been taking a few steps toward capitalism recently. This execution might have something to do with that.
Posted by Lordofwrath88
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
6855 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28825 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:07 pm to
he probably found out that the guy watched the Interview.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37683 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:26 pm to
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With anti aircraft fire at close range... nothing left from waste up probably.

Freudian slip?
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Gruesome little fat fricker.

Plus he'll get more and more and more paranoid as time goes by. I see this frick eventually killing hundreds or thousands in mass public executions on one insane pretext or another.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139838 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:36 pm to
So a country that is dirt poor wasted an asset when a cheaper asset could have been used?


Forgive me if I am not sure how that makes sense. Did they charge the man's family for the round? I believed the USSR would send bills to the relatives of executed prisoners to repay for the ammo/rounds used.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by dead money
kyle, tx
Member since Feb 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:56 pm to
Lol ^^^

Everyone forgets that's Jack Black in The Jackal.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Forgive me if I am not sure how that makes sense.

We're talking North Korea here. "Sense" is not in their dictionary.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37595 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Forgive me if I am not sure how that makes sense. Did they charge the man's family for the round? I believed the USSR would send bills to the relatives of executed prisoners to repay for the ammo/rounds used.


nahhh..he's cool like that.....
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Forgive me if I am not sure how that makes sense. Did they charge the man's family for the round? I believed the USSR would send bills to the relatives of executed prisoners to repay for the ammo/rounds used.


Thats China. They still do that. The Chinese just take you out behind the jail and put two in your noggin. Game over. Send the family the bill for the ammo.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37595 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 3:04 pm to
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Pavoloco83


Check this article out in the Mail.....sounds like the little fricker is really settling old scores...executions by AAA, flamethrower, poison, mortar rounds, wild dogs, etc.



LINK

Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 3:39 pm to
If I were being executed, that would be fine with me. Use the biggest, baddest MF'ing nuclear tipped cannon shell you got. Give the witnesses their f'n monies worth. If I have a free hand to be flipping you off, it will be waving when the shell hits me.

Come at me, bro.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:46 pm to
Did he question weather the great leader does not poop or does he in fact not have a butthole?
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