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re: Do you lay down toilet paper when using public bathrooms
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:20 pm to DocHoliday11
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:20 pm to DocHoliday11
No, but then again I don't have a vagina.
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:26 pm to Landmass
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But is there wet piss on any of those things?
Urine is effectively sterile in people without a UTI. Normal urine has low levels of bacteria but they are very dilute.
The human mouth at any one time is home to roughly 30 different species of bacteria, including many that cause disease.
We love swapping spit with each other, but will bend over backwards to keep from contacting urine.
Human beings are so fricking illogical
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:29 pm to Roger Klarvin
The alcohol content in my piss kills all germs, so ya'll are welcome.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 10:25 pm to DocHoliday11
I shite exclusively at home. I can count the times I've shite in a public restroom on one hand, this going back to 3rd Grade (the only time I ever shite at school).
I've probably stretched my colon holding onto my shite. (Insert Aggie Faggie jokes now). But hold onto it I will.
I'll got no problem peeing on roadkill or out the windows of airplanes. But shitting on someone else's property is for dogs.
I've probably stretched my colon holding onto my shite. (Insert Aggie Faggie jokes now). But hold onto it I will.
I'll got no problem peeing on roadkill or out the windows of airplanes. But shitting on someone else's property is for dogs.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 10:53 pm to CatFan81
That is a really good idea. I always carry wet ones in car i am going to grab one next emergency
Posted on 3/17/15 at 10:55 pm to Landmass
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All they do is reflect piss on my legs.
I think you're doing something wrong..
Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:16 pm to DocHoliday11
I stand on the toilet and squat. It's cleaner and the way we were meant to poop.
Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:16 pm to Jon Ham
You would love Afghanistan. Tons of squat poopers there.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:11 am to CatFan81
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I do one further. I always have Bath & Body Works hand sanitizer on me. Pour it o
No need to carry hand sanitizer when the bathroom comes equipped with soap.
If I do feel the need to clean the seat I use the hand soap and tissue, wipe the soap off with tissue, sit down.
If I don't give a frick and it looks dry and clean, I just sit.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 12:24 pm to DocHoliday11
Depends on the restroom. I find that I did it more at my freshman dorm bathrooms than I do out in the real world
Posted on 3/18/15 at 12:30 pm to KSGamecock
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No. The Army helped me get over that. I've shat in some of the most undesirable locations that I've just stopped caring.
Basic Training had plywood with holes cut in it
NTC has porta pottys with an unbelivable amount of shite in it. Like a 30 layer cake. You get shite on both sides of the paper when you wipe it's so much.
Iraq - had clean, 130 degree porta pottys on base (which was the only place you could jerk off, but god could kill you with a mortar so you had to be quick)..
Outposted in Iraq, Porta johns with the back cut out, shitting in wag bags or cut down metal drums that can be pulled out for shite burning, shared with Iraqi soldiers.
Truck stops don't bother me. I will get mad as frick in a bathroom with 10 empty stalls and some a-hole sits right next to me and starts ripping meat.
should be illegal.This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:58 pm to Roger Klarvin
I try to doing my poo'ing on the job. I live by the old adage: "I don't sweat on company time and I don't shite on mine."
Posted on 3/18/15 at 3:03 pm to DocHoliday11
Bunch of women in this thread.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 3:33 pm to Hardy_Har
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Iraq - had clean, 130 degree porta pottys on base (which was the only place you could jerk off, but god could kill you with a mortar so you had to be quick)..
Been there.
We were on an old Iraqi base, so we had dormitories but no toilets, so we had the porta-johns in 100 degree heat.
Worst thing was when we were set up off-base in Ethiopia. We had sawed off barrels to shite into, then had to burn the shite every day with diesel fuel. Good times.
After all of that, yes I still use seat covers if they're there. But if I really have to take a shite I'll just give the seat a good wipe and have at it.
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 3:36 pm
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