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Do you lay down toilet paper when using public bathrooms

Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:35 pm
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:35 pm
I have to. Give the seat a quick wipe then lay down a fresh line of TP before checking the rant. I can't use the seat cover things some stalls provide either. What about you?


Also an interesting note from a girl who gave a STD talk to my class freshman year "it's crazy we live in a world where people freak out over putting toilet paper on public toilets but then have unprotected sex with complete strangers without thinking twice"
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:36 pm to
What did she mean by complete stranger? Isn't that rape?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27177 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:36 pm to
Same procedure, but I also throw some TP in the bowl to prevent the terrifying backsplash.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:36 pm to
No.








































I pee standing up.
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

isn't that rape?



Not if you yell surprise
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 3:43 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70885 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:47 pm to
If I just absolutely have to shite then yes

but 99/100 I'm waiting until I'm at home or work to shite. Work bathrooms are so comfy.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18063 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:50 pm to
I don't want someone else's pee or shite particles on me so yes I line it with TP and no I don't use those terrible seat liners. All they do is reflect piss on my legs.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10561 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:53 pm to
Things dirtier than a toilet seat:

- toilet paper dispenser
- your cell phone
- sink faucet
- money
- bathroom hand blowers
- kitchen cutting board
- kitchen dishcloth
- kitchen sponge
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18063 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:56 pm to
But is there wet piss on any of those things?
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 3:58 pm to
also had guys on my floor in freshman dorms who didn't wear old flip flops in the shower...they would go barefoot...there's no freaking way..everyone pissed in them and a few ppl (from other floors i'm assuming) shite in the showers..
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10561 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

But is there wet piss on any of those things?


It's probably not wet, but I'm sure there's urine in some form on most of them.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 4:05 pm
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:11 pm to
One of the great things about being a man is I don't have to worry about all that. I walk in the stall, make sure there isn't piss on the seat, drop my pants and take a crap.

It might make you feel better to do all that non-sense but it doesn't help. Free yourself and enjoy the cool feel of that toilet seat on your bare arse.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:12 pm to
I do one further. I always have Bath & Body Works hand sanitizer on me. Pour it on bathroom tissue, wipe seat, profit.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

- sink faucet


hmmm. and i drink straight out of the faucet all the time.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 5:58 pm to
No. The Army helped me get over that. I've shat in some of the most undesirable locations that I've just stopped caring. Before the Army I don't think I ever shat in a public restroom, now I just wipe off the seat and get to business. Haven't caught an std yet.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 6:01 pm to
Sometimes...I go in and the seat is still a little warm......HEAVEN!
Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 6:01 pm to
Nope I only put tp in the toilet to stop backsplash
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 6:29 pm to
No, what is the need? I try not to lick my own bare arse.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 7:01 pm to
Seeing as I pretty much shite in porta cans, he'll no just sit down and hope the north wind ain't blowing down the vent pipe.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 7:03 pm
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
24937 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:19 pm to
yes, at least 2 inches thick.
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