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Posted on 5/8/13 at 1:16 pm to PrivatePublic
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Dude, I don't know you, so exaggerating your sex life here doesn't buy you shite.
Sorry bro, I'm not exaggerating one bit. Sorry that your S/O is a bitch and won't give it up but just because she is like that don't think that everyone else's is like that.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 1:17 pm to GTHTSUN
WELL frick A BITCH I STUBBED MY TOE UP IN HUR
Posted on 5/8/13 at 1:18 pm to BluegrassBelle
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A couple pokes in the head might do your kid some good. Have at it.
This made me lol
Posted on 5/8/13 at 3:53 pm to GTHTSUN
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I can assure you my wife put out 10x's more when she was pregnant.
I can confirm, his wife and daughter were 10x's more when they were pregnant.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 4:14 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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It'd be like I'm doing my kid...she doesn't get the logic behind that.
For good reason, because it's totally lacking in logic.
Plus you're about to be married (which has a negative correlation with you getting laid), have a baby in the house (which also has a negative correlation with you getting laid), and she's about to be super horny.
Also, after she has the baby it's going to be like a war zone down there for a little bit. You're choice. Let some irrational get in the way of pussy for a solid 12-16 months, or get it while the gettin's good.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 6:00 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
My S/O was always so "in the mood" when she was pregnant. At first I was weary...then I discovered sexc with a pregnant woman is awesome can they really get worked up!
Posted on 5/8/13 at 9:01 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Your dick is not that big.
And while some women may be horny all the time, that is not universal.
I had "morning sickness" 24/7 until I was 26-30 weeks along with both kids. Puking 10 times a day and being on IV fluids does not make for good sexy time.
And while some women may be horny all the time, that is not universal.
I had "morning sickness" 24/7 until I was 26-30 weeks along with both kids. Puking 10 times a day and being on IV fluids does not make for good sexy time.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 9:02 pm to dawgfan1979
The sex is great. My wife was really sensitive and was more into it when she was pregnant. It's the one reason I wouldn't be too upset if she dropped the bomb on me again.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 10:13 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
1. Eat it up
2. Beat it up
3. Then switch sides
2. Beat it up
3. Then switch sides
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:36 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Best sex I ever had
Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:20 am to BamaChick
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Your dick is not that big.
Posted on 5/9/13 at 6:19 am to MagillaGuerilla
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Mucus Plug
Never use that term here again.
This post was edited on 5/9/13 at 9:08 am
Posted on 5/9/13 at 7:58 am to Mr.Sinister
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My wife is currently prego and is mega horny all the time
Enjoy it. After that baby comes out and cries for three years, you'll be scared of that jay-jay
Posted on 5/9/13 at 8:57 am to MagillaGuerilla
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2 words: mucus plug.
Posted on 5/9/13 at 12:11 pm to AUCE05
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After that baby comes out and cries for three years, you'll be scared of that jay-jay
This will be #2... been there, done that, aint scurred
Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:12 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
You apparently have a larger opinion of your dick than she does.
Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:14 pm to Mr.Sinister
We did until 4 months
Posted on 5/9/13 at 1:31 pm to AllBamaDoesIsWin
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