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Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:39 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:39 pm to BowlJackson
never tried strawberry bananas. just bananas. they come i the little 2 packs for 1.10 lol. great snack.
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Posted on 7/25/15 at 3:42 pm to Stacked
I'm really not that old
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:50 pm to vengeanceofrain
I think you win.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:20 pm to BowlJackson
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In college I had a coworker with a weird foot fetish like that. A girl could be a perfect 10 face and body, but if he didn't like her feet it was a no go. He'd constantly be at work trying to check out girls feet, and he'd Facebook creep girls trying to find pictures of their feet. He even followed an Instagram account dedicated to girls feet. He'd have me dying laughing with how worked up he'd get over feet.
This is pretty much me lol though I try not to make it that obvious. I don't understand why dudes don't like women's feet as much as I do to me their the most feminine part of a woman's body.
My best friend is a female. I mean we're, actually friends, there is just nothing there. She's really pretty too. Everyone is like dude you know you want to hit that lol and I really don't; she has some pretty jacked up feet
. i mean they aren't the worst i've ever seen, they aren't even.. horrible, they aren't ugly they just aren't attractive. she has no arch and their bigger than mine lol. she has flat arse feet, that shite ain't worth losing my best friend over lol. lol she's post an instagram pic with her all dolled up and i'll be like damn she is pretty cute lol then she's come over my house and watch a movie and walk around barefoot and i'm like welp nevermind lol. 
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:31 pm to vengeanceofrain
You posted two of mine. Not the dildo part but i also love banana baby food and women's feet. I think I speak for the board when I say we appreciate and respect your candor.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:35 pm to Iron Lion
damn... are you my brother lol
not like i planned the dildo thing. we had played a game of monopoly and if i won i would have gotten to frick her on the balcony of my apartment lol at night. if she won she got to put a dildo in my arse. she got boardwalk and park place like on the first 4 times around what you gonna do lol?
to the ice in the arse guy lol, have her put ice on your nutts and blow on them. that shite will change your life
not like i planned the dildo thing. we had played a game of monopoly and if i won i would have gotten to frick her on the balcony of my apartment lol at night. if she won she got to put a dildo in my arse. she got boardwalk and park place like on the first 4 times around what you gonna do lol?
to the ice in the arse guy lol, have her put ice on your nutts and blow on them. that shite will change your life
This post was edited on 7/25/15 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:38 pm to vengeanceofrain
Better to have a dildo in your arse than welch on a bet. I guess a sore arse equals strong character lol.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:40 pm to Iron Lion
I don't understand men that don't like women's feet. My wife has amazing feet and she wears toe rings, it's better than porn. Not really but you understand.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:58 pm to vengeanceofrain
The wife and I drank till we were blackout drunk...yada yada yada her back is bruised up, my knees look like I got hit by a baseball bat. Woke up this morning and my underwear and her bra our hanging from our deck...
Her bruises look something out of a Bobby Perrino pic. Our best idea to tell our 9 yr old daughter what happened by saying she fell off a motorcycle...how ironic
I think I was choking the hell out of her too
This was last night
Her bruises look something out of a Bobby Perrino pic. Our best idea to tell our 9 yr old daughter what happened by saying she fell off a motorcycle...how ironic
I think I was choking the hell out of her too
This was last night
Posted on 7/25/15 at 9:28 pm to vengeanceofrain
I have no arch in my foot, you arse 
Posted on 7/25/15 at 10:04 pm to BowlJackson
I cheated twice in a row on 3 different girls that were all best friends with each other. Each of them was from a different country too. First one was Algerian. Second one was Indian. 3rd one was Ukrainian.
Relationship with the first one. Ended that cheating with the second one. Ended that one cheating with the 3rd one
Nothing has been said to me since so I'm just assuming none of have told each what has happened between each of them.
Relationship with the first one. Ended that cheating with the second one. Ended that one cheating with the 3rd one
Nothing has been said to me since so I'm just assuming none of have told each what has happened between each of them.
Posted on 7/26/15 at 12:23 am to Stacked
I regrettably made the logo for the A&M board on here.
Posted on 7/26/15 at 12:55 am to bayou2003
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and I'm a brotha
Wait...there's brotha's in the 417?
Posted on 7/26/15 at 1:23 am to Stacked
I work with RebGator.
Posted on 7/26/15 at 2:25 am to HempHead
Damnit! Are you also an auburn fan?
Posted on 7/26/15 at 2:30 am to CCTider
I guess my confession would be bitching about how evil Wal-Mart is, yet I still find myself going in there occasionally. More than ever while working on the road the last few months. But now I'm home, can go back to shopping at Costco, and making self-rightous posts whenever the opportunity arises.
Posted on 7/26/15 at 3:31 am to Old Sarge
i'm going to build a site, probably in next 18 months or so, that is dedicated to men finding women to let them sniff their feet lol. i built a gangbang finder website for a client and you'd be suprised how many people are out there that are down for this shite.
don't know if i would make it a pay per month type deal for the men and let women sign up for free or make the guys pay per feet smell session lol
don't know if i would make it a pay per month type deal for the men and let women sign up for free or make the guys pay per feet smell session lol
Posted on 7/26/15 at 8:37 am to vengeanceofrain
I lurked and read Tigerdroppings boards for 8 years before creating an account.
I will also cull a woman in a second over feet. They are one of the first two things that get checked out and scrutinized and judged meticulously.
I will also cull a woman in a second over feet. They are one of the first two things that get checked out and scrutinized and judged meticulously.
Posted on 7/26/15 at 11:47 am to DocHoliday11
I had to look up Devil's three way and now I wished I hadn't.
Posted on 7/26/15 at 12:01 pm to CrimsonTideMD
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used to work with a guy who claimed this as well.
Guess what? Everyone-girls, guys, children, and the elderly-complained that his odor was offensive to the point of disgust.
That sounds like their problem to me. I'm used to it by now. I don't even notice it.
I know I can be inconsiderate, but irdgaf if my odor is pleasing to you or not.
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