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Posted on 7/25/15 at 12:21 am to GeauxToBed
Posted on 7/25/15 at 12:21 am to GeauxToBed
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The pheromones present in body odor are actually a very powerful aphrodisiac to women.
I know that's what the studies say. Unfortunately, I may have intentions of rolling up on the bride and she might say "you smell like arse. Nothing's happening until you take a shower."
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Posted on 7/25/15 at 12:23 am to GeauxToBed
frick that 
Posted on 7/25/15 at 12:23 am to GeauxToBed
I would rather wear deodorant and just buy em some flowers and a vodka/water
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:54 am to Stacked
I often hear what someone writes as the voice of the person in their avatar, if that makes sense. Anyone else do that
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:18 am to Carolina Tide
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I often hear what someone writes as the voice of the person in their avatar, if that makes sense. Anyone else do that
Yep
Posted on 7/25/15 at 9:27 am to Stacked
Since when did this board become so personal? Calling people out like they are your best friend? If they are (like in real life beyond a message board) go spend time with that person rather than putting shite up on a site.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 10:21 am to Bham4Tide
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Since when did this board become so personal? Calling people out like they are your best friend? If they are (like in real life beyond a message board) go spend time with that person rather than putting shite up on a site.
I've got no idea what you're talking bout. So here's this.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 10:55 am to Stacked
I think I've found my avatar, Dave.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 11:16 am to Stacked
SgtMaj Battaglia always made the worst AFN commercials and that's saying something.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 11:38 am to GeauxToBed
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I don't wear deodorant.
The pheromones present in body odor are actually a very powerful aphrodisiac to women.
I used to work with a guy who claimed this as well.
Guess what? Everyone-girls, guys, children, and the elderly-complained that his odor was offensive to the point of disgust.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 1:13 pm to CrimsonTideMD
I've got a buddy the same, smells always, and everyone talks about it, but he always has a good looking girl.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:04 pm to GeauxToBed
Yall are some stinky motherfrickers.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:08 pm to Stacked
I deposit my seed in the sink.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:09 pm to Pavoloco83
I Love women's feet lol. i don't give a damn about arse, tits.. just a cute face, nice legs and pretty feet is all i care about. i like women with small feet or fatter feet versus long skinny feet but formly long skinny feet will do just fine lol
i still eat bananas baby food. in fact i think i will go have some now
i let a girlfriend of mine frick me in the arse with a dildo once. it felt.. different. not bad. not good. just odd.
i don't understand how anyone would bother being jewish. is it really worth the hassle?
About 7 years ago I was dating this chick who i was head over heels about. On her birthday no less, on my way home from taking her out for dinner and minutes after giving her a 200 dollar perfume gift package,, she tells me that she wants to break up with me. She had been seeing this alcoholic that works at ihop
I was so hurt over her and so hellbent on revenge, that i used my computer skills to hack her computer, got her social, applied for some credit cards and GAVE THEM AWAY lol on the black market. She was months away from graduating college. She had to file for BK. cheating bitch
i still eat bananas baby food. in fact i think i will go have some now
i let a girlfriend of mine frick me in the arse with a dildo once. it felt.. different. not bad. not good. just odd.
i don't understand how anyone would bother being jewish. is it really worth the hassle?
About 7 years ago I was dating this chick who i was head over heels about. On her birthday no less, on my way home from taking her out for dinner and minutes after giving her a 200 dollar perfume gift package,, she tells me that she wants to break up with me. She had been seeing this alcoholic that works at ihop
I was so hurt over her and so hellbent on revenge, that i used my computer skills to hack her computer, got her social, applied for some credit cards and GAVE THEM AWAY lol on the black market. She was months away from graduating college. She had to file for BK. cheating bitch
This post was edited on 7/25/15 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:25 pm to vengeanceofrain
Jesus tittyfricking Christ. This one belongs in the hall of fame. Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:29 pm to vengeanceofrain
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I Love women's feet lol. i don't give a damn about arse, tits.. just a cute face, nice legs and pretty feet is all i care about. i like women with small feet or fatter feet versus long skinny feet but formly long skinny feet will do just fine lol
i still eat bananas baby food. in fact i think i will go have some now
i let a girlfriend of mine frick me in the arse with a dildo once. it felt.. different. not bad. not good. just odd.
quote:It's a race, not a religion. Nothing you can do.
i don't understand how anyone would bother being jewish. is it really worth the hassle?
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:32 pm to genro
jewish is not a race.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:35 pm to vengeanceofrain
Yes it is. Most Jews are atheists. They don't convert. Whether you are "Jewish" or not simply depends on whether your mother was Jewish, doesn't matter what you believe.
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:37 pm to vengeanceofrain
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I Love women's feet lol. i don't give a damn about arse, tits.. just a cute face, nice legs and pretty feet is all i care about.
In college I had a coworker with a weird foot fetish like that. A girl could be a perfect 10 face and body, but if he didn't like her feet it was a no go. He'd constantly be at work trying to check out girls feet, and he'd Facebook creep girls trying to find pictures of their feet. He even followed an Instagram account dedicated to girls feet. He'd have me dying laughing with how worked up he'd get over feet.
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i still eat bananas baby food. in fact i think i will go have some now
I had a brief job right out of college making baby food, and Gerber strawberry banana yogurt is the best stuff ever made. When we made that flavor Id be eating them all week. They need to make this exact yogurt for adults
Posted on 7/25/15 at 2:38 pm to genro
i suppose you are correct
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