re: Confession thread: in what way are you a POS?

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, such an a-hole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying
"How about this heat?"

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's the world's biggest a-hole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's a real fricking a-hole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's the world's biggest a-hole)

I never flush the toilet when I shite in public restrooms.

Also, remember the videos of the guy pissing all over the place in gas station bathrooms? That was me.

Also, also, I feel like I've perfected the art of sexual manipulation. I like to make a lady feel worthless, then have her seek self-worth via pleasing me sexually.

I don't order cheap if someone is buying me a meal. I mean, I don't purposefully seek out the most outrageously priced thing on the menu, but I don't go out of my way to order something small.

I just get what I would have ordered anyway had I paid for it myself.

- I will never "donate a dollar" on top of my bill at the gas station

- I will rarely give a person on the street change, cash or a cigarette, even if I have all three on me.

- I don't buy cards for people. They are a waste of money. And when I receive them, I read them, take check out if one is present and immediately throw them in the trash.

- I don't go out of my way to properly dispose cigarette butts.

If there's no trashcan by the exit of a bathroom, I throw the paper towel on the floor. I refuse to touch a door with my recently washed hands. I even do it at church. IMO, if you didn't want me throwing the used paper towel on the floor, you would have put a trashcan by the door.

I don't like ugly/fat chicks. No matter how people look, I treat everyone pretty well when we first meet. but later on if I find out they're ugly AND have bad personality, I avoid them and treat them like an invisible person.

Now if the girl is hot, I treat them well no matter how crazy they are.

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nobody enjoys rape right?

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id guess that half do.

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I don't order cheap if someone is buying me a meal. I mean, I don't purposefully seek out the most outrageously priced thing on the menu, but I don't go out of my way to order something small.

I just get what I would have ordered anyway had I paid for it myself.

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I order cheap as frick if someone else is paying. Only appetizers and say I'm full.

I make beggars publicly embarrass themselves before I'll give them any spare change.

Like make them bow down to me and hang their head in shame and apologize for being useless