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Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:32 pm to
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Guilt free whites live forever


I'm a female. It doesn't apply to me anyway.

I'm also not southern or christian.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:43 pm to
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I keep nibbling at this bait. I wanna bite sooooo bad.


White
Male
Christian
Straight
Southern
Conservative

Does this mean I dine on the smorgasbord of privilige and hate?


Well you are a self-proclaimed Bama man, so your inability to spell privilege would sort of be a fallacy of the stolen concept, rooted primarily in your education, or lack there of.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:44 pm to
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I'm a female. It doesn't apply to me anyway.

I'm also not southern or christian.


This shite is groundbreaking. I bet nobody on this board knew this about you.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:48 pm to
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This shite is groundbreaking. I bet nobody on this board knew this about you.


You seem mad. Seems to be a fairly common thing among your fan base. Keep on keepin' on, I guess...
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:52 pm to
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eating bacon is just as much of a sin as one man porking another man.


I don't know a single Christian that thinks bacon is a sin, so frick you
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 3:54 pm to
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I don't know a single Christian that thinks bacon is a sin, so frick you


So Christians don't follow the Bible word for word? I fricking knew it.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:01 pm to
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I don't know a single Christian that thinks bacon is a sin, so frick you


Why not?

quote:

Leviticus 11:7-8

And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.


quote:

Leviticus 18:22

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.



It's like... not even half a page away. I know y'all care about what's in the Book of Leviticus.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28895 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:08 pm to
That's Jewish law bitch. Gentiles up in here can throw down the bacon.





More seriously, there was a clear break in what was cleanliness vs. sin after Christ. The Bible goes in to great detail in Acts and several of Paul's letters that A) Gentiles are not bound by Mosaic law and should not be forced into it and B) even if it was "sin" grace abounds more.

If you're a Jew converted to Christianity and feel guilt over it, you shouldn't eat it. It's pretty explicitly stated that the covenant in Exodus, Leviticus, and Dueteronomy are not null, but were there for cleanliness.

The New Testament discusses a lot more sins that do still exist involving sexual sin, money, charity, hatred, and honesty. That Christians today nail those things is for sure questionable, but it's pretty clear that we can eat bacon.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:26 pm to
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More seriously, there was a clear break in what was cleanliness vs. sin after Christ. The Bible goes in to great detail in Acts and several of Paul's letters that A) Gentiles are not bound by Mosaic law and should not be forced into it and B) even if it was "sin" grace abounds more.


The natives grew restless.

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If you're a Jew converted to Christianity and feel guilt over it, you shouldn't eat it. It's pretty explicitly stated that the covenant in Exodus, Leviticus, and Dueteronomy are not null, but were there for cleanliness.


A bunch of priests made up some stuff so people wouldn't die from diseases and stuff.

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The New Testament discusses a lot more sins that do still exist involving sexual sin, money, charity, hatred, and honesty. That Christians today nail those things is for sure questionable, but it's pretty clear that we can eat bacon.


You could always eat bacon. God never cared.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54683 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:32 pm to
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I embrace my privilege. Who else on this board are part of the chosen ones?


They call me White Chocolate so I am pretty sure I am one of the chosen ones. If Jesus was a black Jew and Sammy Davis was a black jew then maybe being a solid jewish entertainer makes you a chosen one?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54683 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:33 pm to
weird double post
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:37 pm to
"And on the sixth day the Bear said, Roll Tide"

-Updyke 3:16
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:46 pm to
About 1/3 of what most American protestants believe today is from the Scofield Reference Bible, which is, as everybody knows, a Zionist conspiracy.

Eastern Orthodox get Christianity mostly right. The rest are some weird form of Judeo-Christian that might as well not even be Christian.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90602 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:50 pm to
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I'm also not southern or christian.


Why do atheists feel the need to announce that they are not Christian all the time?
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:52 pm to
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Why do atheists feel the need to announce that they are not Christian all the time?


Why does it have to be about Atheists? What if I was Muslim, Jewish, Mormon, Deist, etc?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27248 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:53 pm to
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Why do atheists feel the need to announce that they are not Christian all the time?


Guilt. It's the only answer.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90602 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:56 pm to
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More seriously, there was a clear break in what was cleanliness vs. sin after Christ


This.

The eating pork thing wasn't sinful, it was just about cleanliness. This was at a time where food wasn't properly cooked most of the time. Think about it, they were right because pork can easily cause food poisoning if not fully cooked, it's way worse than undercooked beef or chicken.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 4:57 pm to
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Guilt. It's the only answer.


I'm not guilty. I feel far more free than when I considered myself a Christian. I no longer judge others for things that are beyond their control. Why should I feel guilty?
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7653 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 5:06 pm to
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Well you are a self-proclaimed Bama man, so your inability to spell privilege would sort of be a fallacy of the stolen concept, rooted primarily in your education, or lack there of.




I haven't slept since Tuesday afternoon. Would you effectuate me the honor of overlooking my solecism? I shall strive to not do so again. As it gives the wrong depiction of the erudition my tutelage has wrought.

I was attempting to make light of an assertion which was obviously intended to garner attention and altercation. Which I almost bestowed despite my initial attempt at reticence regarding the topic. I was alerted due to your blatant and coarse method of attempting to induce discussion through subtlety. Thankfully, through my volition, I refrained from engaging you.

However, I wished for the following to be made known in humorous fashion. That the temptation to respond to your contention proved arduous to vanquish.

Addendum: I simply used the moniker VaBamaMan to indicate my prevalent allegiances at the time of it's creation. I was residing in Virginia, while attempting to delineate my Alabama fandom. Having lived in various regions of the country, mayhaps it would have been best to denote a nom de guerre of less specific import.


This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 5:08 pm
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 5:18 pm to
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Eastern Orthodox get Christianity mostly right. The rest are some weird form of Judeo-Christian that might as well not even be Christian.



I kind of agree.
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