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re: Chimp strength is exaggerated

Posted on 7/5/15 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by The Silverback
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 7:11 pm to
This is not a human vs chimp fight thread. This is purely about strength

Fighting is not the way to prove it one way or the other
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 7:59 pm to
I'm 6'3" and ~205 lbs. I haven't fought in awhile but I sometimes put my dog and other small children in choke holds. My Gable grip is top notch as well.
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 9:15 pm to
I have trained my grip extensively, I have developed quite the grip, though its not where I want it to be. My goal is to be able to crack a coconut
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 9:23 pm to
Hi

Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:05 pm to
Holy shite this is dumb. A chimp would crush any human. Period.
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:15 pm to
Planets of the apes is dumb
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:17 pm to
You don't know shite

And once again this doesn't have a fricking thing to do with humans fighting chimps (while I do think top notch human fighters could win, FWIW)
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

My goal is to be able to crack a coconut



That would be impressive. I have mulled the idea of getting a monkey brain put in for my brain so I can be more adept at cracking coconuts. I bet in 15-20 years I'll be able to get that surgery done on the cheap somewhere like thailand.
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

while I do think top notch human fighters could win, FWIW


Is this vs an alpha chimp that has been trained to fight?
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 12:33 am to
So. Larry Allen is one of the strongest human beings to ever live. He could bench 700 lbs, was fast as shite, and was enormous.

Could he beat a chimp? Like could a chimp rip off his arm? I know Larry Allen could rip off a chimp's arm, but is a chimp strong enough to take on Larry Allen? If so, they can't be beat.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 1:23 am to
quote:

Chimp strength is exaggerated by The Silverback


quote:

The Silverback


ISWYDT


Don't be mad that chimps are smarter than you bro.
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