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Chicken and the baby
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:47 am
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:47 am
Why did the chicken cross the road carrying a baby?
Because it was stapled to his back.
Something to start the day...
Because it was stapled to his back.
Something to start the day...
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Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:52 am to Herman Frisco
Is this an allegory about taxes?
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:19 am to Herman Frisco
Somebody stapled a baby to Chickens back? I dont get it.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:27 am to Herman Frisco
Probably shouldn't tell this joke at parties, if you get invited to one.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 9:29 am to Herman Frisco
Why did I click this dumb thread?
I don't know, and now wish I hadn't.
I don't know, and now wish I hadn't.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:21 am to WG_Dawg
If anyone can tell me the book this riddle was in I will award you a 6 pack of PBR.
And yes it was told in a book.
And yes it was told in a book.
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:24 am to Herman Frisco
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book this rittle was in
I don't read books because I'm not a hipster
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6 pack of PBR.
I don't drink PBR because I'm not a hipster.
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 10:25 am
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:32 am to Hardy_Har
If you continue in this masterpiece you may become a Hipster.
But then maybe not.
But then maybe not.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:39 am to Herman Frisco
Don't tower over me, Hipster..
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:40 am to Herman Frisco
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rittle
Posted on 5/13/15 at 10:53 am to Herman Frisco
quote:
Something to start the day...
What a shitty way to start the day.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:52 pm to Herman Frisco
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If anyone can tell me the book this riddle was in I will award you a 6 pack of PBR. And yes it was told in a book.
Not in a book I would ever read.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 3:06 pm to Herman Frisco
The dark tower
Posted on 5/13/15 at 3:08 pm to Herman Frisco
I think you're misquoting "The Dark Tower".
Why did the dead baby cross the road? ... Because it was stapled to the chicken, you dopey frick!
Why did the dead baby cross the road? ... Because it was stapled to the chicken, you dopey frick!
Posted on 5/13/15 at 3:48 pm to betweenthebara
You say true
Posted on 5/13/15 at 4:21 pm to finestfirst79
Oh, I dead baby joke. Now it sort of makes a little sense.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 4:38 pm to Herman Frisco
I threw "tower" out there earlier but you abandoned this dead baby of a thread.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 4:41 pm to Hardy_Har
A book I read in high school a long long time ago. If I remember correctly the series's were not very good for King
Posted on 5/13/15 at 4:55 pm to Old Sarge
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If I remember correctly the series's were not very good for King
Yeah, he's homeless now.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:32 pm to Hardy_Har
You Tower over me, that is all.
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