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re: anyone have good cheating stories?
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:55 pm to DocHoliday11
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:55 pm to DocHoliday11
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that and "can i kiss you where you pee" were my go to lines
What frigid bitch didn't go for this?
My friend has tGOAT. "I'm going to paint your inside walls white". And it worked.
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:57 pm to BluegrassBelle
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You're all whores.
Careful. I know a story about one of your firsts that I could post about and it would make everyone's teenage self go crazy.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
That's pretty damn good. I had a buddy ask a girl if he could "give her the ol rusty nugget" still have no idea what he was going for
Oh and go on with the belle story
Oh and go on with the belle story
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 12:00 am
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:00 am to Henry Jones Jr
:turnseartowardscreen:
Ha and I've never used any cheesy like line... Drunk me has said some pretty smooth shite though
How did painting your insides work... Like how... It defies logic
Ha and I've never used any cheesy like line... Drunk me has said some pretty smooth shite though
How did painting your insides work... Like how... It defies logic
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:00 am to Henry Jones Jr
Does every one remember the first time you scored ? Name date and location.
Cathy L.
March 16, 1966
Lake Land Farm
Just like it was yesterday .
Cathy L.
March 16, 1966
Lake Land Farm
Just like it was yesterday .
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:01 am to WhistlinDixie15
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How did painting your insides work... Like how... It defies logic
If I know the friend in question, the guy could probably talk Mother Teresa into a blow job. I shite you not.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:01 am to DocHoliday11
A few years ago when Bud Lite still had those white places that you could write stuff, my friend wrote on one just "8.5 inches" and gave it to the girl he was talking to. She laughed and left a few minutes later. It was bold of him but it didn't work.
And I don't feel like getting my throat slit thank you very much
And I don't feel like getting my throat slit thank you very much
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:02 am to Herman Frisco
Yes. Too embarrassed to post someone from rebel rant might know her
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:03 am to WhistlinDixie15
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How did painting your insides work... Like how... It defies logic
Smoothest operator i know in real life. He farted on a girl at a party and she was blowing him in the bathroom 30 minutes later. Also called a girl a count before everyone we all went out then she slept with him later that night.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:03 am to WhistlinDixie15
Ahh Truth & Dare plus cheating jogged my memory. Sophomore year in college home on Christmas break. Girl that lived down the street was 2 years younger & her best friend called and asked me to come down. Took a handle of Seagrams and as we got drunk they wanted to know who was the better kisser. More booze and it progressed! More booze and it progressed to a threesome which beleive it or not I didn't enjoy that much because it because I like to focus on one and try to make that one speak forgotten languages. Needless to say the best friend wasn't pleased and broke contact and went downstairs. Upon concluding the festivities down the street girl and us coming downstairs we found the best friend crying on her boyfriend's, who she didn't inform me of, shoulder. Needless to say there "sum splaining" too do. All ended well, they broke up and I kept tagging girl down the street throughout Christmas break!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:03 am to Henry Jones Jr
Damnnnnn thats bad arse
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:07 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Smoothest operator i know in real life. He farted on a girl at a party and she was blowing him in the bathroom 30 minutes later. Also called a girl a count before everyone we all went out then she slept with him later that night.
Got dayum, that lad had Game!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:11 am to DocHoliday11
This guy and this chick I used to work with started dating.... about 3 months down the line, I rolled up in the parking lot, about 30 minutes early to work and decided to check in on a friend of mine who worked the day shift just clocking out and coming out of the building. (I worked graveyard) we start bs'ing and not even 5 minutes after that, that same guy and girl park in the lot and get out together. They start walking to the entrance door when this other chick gets out nearby and runs right in front of them cursing and yelling shite. It's the guys wife, apparently. Then she maces the husband and pulls out a ball peen hammer and goes to town. The chick runs straight back to her car and locks the door. The dude is dazed, bleeding from his head when she runs to the girls car and breaks the window with the hammer. She unlocks the door and drags the other chick by the hair out of the car BY the hair and into the parking lot where she's about to unload on her when building security rushed out and pulled her off before she was gonna unload on her big time. That whole time I'm like Neo from the matrix doing the "whoa" posture. Was probably one of the most awesome things I've ever seen. She was arrested for assault/battery with a deadly weapon, trespassing, and some other shite and had to serve about 7 years in prison or so I'm told....
She was arrested for assault/battery with a deadly weapon, trespassing, and some other shite and had to serve about 7 years in prison or so I'm told....Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:13 am to ABearsFanNMS
Truth or dare is so underrated
HJJ & Belle, does this guy teach classes.. I've been called a silver tongued devil but apparently I'm a rookie
And yes to whoever asked about our firsts... I remember it oh so clearly
HJJ & Belle, does this guy teach classes.. I've been called a silver tongued devil but apparently I'm a rookie
And yes to whoever asked about our firsts... I remember it oh so clearly
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:14 am to dead money
damn lol that's insane..that reminded me of another..my aunt manages hotels in alabama..apparently some guy was cheating on his wife at the hotel and she found out..the bitch drove his car INTO the hotel....needless to say she went to jail
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:15 am to dead money
She went Medevil on dat arse!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:16 am to Herman Frisco
Lauren ________
Memorial Day weekend '10
My hometown
Lawd I've never used so many raincoats so quickly before... Was like changin mags on a Uzi with the 10 rd mag haha
Memorial Day weekend '10
My hometown
Lawd I've never used so many raincoats so quickly before... Was like changin mags on a Uzi with the 10 rd mag haha
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 12:19 am
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:19 am to WhistlinDixie15
It really is. Mix in a liberal amount of booze and it can get quite interesting!
Unfortunately, I found out that Girl Down The Street developed an eating disorder in college and eventually passed away....bummer!
Unfortunately, I found out that Girl Down The Street developed an eating disorder in college and eventually passed away....bummer!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:20 am to ABearsFanNMS
You're telling me, the guy cheating on his wife was at least 6'2, 225 or so. Pretty big dude...and the crazy bitch wife was maybe a shade over 5 feet if that.
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