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re: anyone have good cheating stories?
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:28 pm to WhistlinDixie15
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:28 pm to WhistlinDixie15
The funny thing is, I debated not saying anything to her at all. Then she tried to get cute and throw some shade at me at the party.
19 year old me was nothing to frick with at that point. I was definitely a woman scorned.
19 year old me was nothing to frick with at that point. I was definitely a woman scorned.
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:35 pm to DocHoliday11
I've never cheated on anyone buy my ex called me and lied to me about kissing a dude on New Year's. She told me a few days later she lied to me about it because she "wanted to see how mad I would get". This was also after she had told me I wasn't giving her enough attention when my grandfather died and I didn't text her for two days. After learning that she lied to me about that just to get a reaction, I was done.
I didn't yell or scream but I did tell her she was a massive bitch and then we "mutually" broke up. She sent me messages on Facebook in the months following trying to strike up conversation and get my phone number again. She called me one night crying asking me if I could come pick her up from The Square. I stayed at my apartment and finished eating my Coop DeVille.
I didn't yell or scream but I did tell her she was a massive bitch and then we "mutually" broke up. She sent me messages on Facebook in the months following trying to strike up conversation and get my phone number again. She called me one night crying asking me if I could come pick her up from The Square. I stayed at my apartment and finished eating my Coop DeVille.
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 11:36 pm
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:36 pm to ABearsFanNMS
Mine was my ex-wife and my former best friend from college (who was a fellow officer and a groomsman in my wedding) while I was deployed. It wrapped up involving a firearm, some very heated promises, lots of tears, eventually a divorce and he is still too scared to talk to me about 20 years later. Glad she is gone but wouldn't mind catching up with him.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:38 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Buffalo Bill/Bacon Ranchero > crying psychotic ex's
And belle, I feel like Catfan is your 19 year old alter ego...
And belle, I feel like Catfan is your 19 year old alter ego...
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:38 pm to ABearsFanNMS
There is absolutely nothing worse than a man/woman who cheats on someone who is deployed.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:40 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I did have a friend that went home with a girl, they did their thing and while they were laying in bed there was a loud knock at the front door. It was her boyfriend that she hadn't mentioned to my friend. She asked him to please stay in the room while she went to see what he wanted and to see if she could get him to go home.
She walked out of the room, went downstairs to talk to him and my friend about 5 minutes later said he got bored and wanted to leave. He then called a cab, got dressed and walked out of her room into the living room where she was making out with her boyfriend. He stopped and said "Don't worry about calling that number. It's fake" and walked out. He said he could hear yelling and screaming while he was outside waiting on the cab to show up.
She walked out of the room, went downstairs to talk to him and my friend about 5 minutes later said he got bored and wanted to leave. He then called a cab, got dressed and walked out of her room into the living room where she was making out with her boyfriend. He stopped and said "Don't worry about calling that number. It's fake" and walked out. He said he could hear yelling and screaming while he was outside waiting on the cab to show up.
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:41 pm to WhistlinDixie15
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Buffalo Bill/Bacon Ranchero > crying psychotic ex's
That's the damn truth. I think I was eating The Italian at the time.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:43 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Like a baus 
And that's some rookie shite cuh... Dude you have no idea the craving level I'm at when it comes to coop... I'm coming to Oxford this weekend and it WILL get eaten
And that's some rookie shite cuh... Dude you have no idea the craving level I'm at when it comes to coop... I'm coming to Oxford this weekend and it WILL get eaten
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:44 pm to Henry Jones Jr
oh i have another one sorta...
16 year old doc was in like a two week relationship with a girl from another town..well i went to another girl's house after a football game one friday because she "wanted help with algebra"..well she sat on the bed as soon as we walked in..i knew where it was going and i didn't want to cheat so i asked where the bathroom was..called my gf and made up some story about how my family was going through some stuff and i didn't need a gf right now and broke up with her from the other girl's bathroom..... oh and then did handy stuff with the new girl
16 year old doc was in like a two week relationship with a girl from another town..well i went to another girl's house after a football game one friday because she "wanted help with algebra"..well she sat on the bed as soon as we walked in..i knew where it was going and i didn't want to cheat so i asked where the bathroom was..called my gf and made up some story about how my family was going through some stuff and i didn't need a gf right now and broke up with her from the other girl's bathroom
..... oh and then did handy stuff with the new girl This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:45 pm to WhistlinDixie15
For the longest time the only thing I got there was the alfredo. The Bandito is my sandwich of choice now 
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:46 pm to DocHoliday11
Aaaah high school. I bet you got called an a-hole for weeks by her group of friends.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:48 pm to DocHoliday11
sounds like J Coles couple of bars in No Role Modelz (Second verse) Oh to be 16 again and getting excited and bragging to the bros about handy deeds... Life was so simple
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:49 pm to WhistlinDixie15
First time I got to feel a girl's boobs I thought I was the biggest pimp in the world.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:50 pm to Henry Jones Jr
i was semi freaking out at the time haha...ppl were calling me a cheater and a terrible person...and then it hit me "doesn't matter, made knuckle children"
but the new girl and i didn't work out either..she didn't talk to me much after i asked if i could turn her mouth into a daycare
but the new girl and i didn't work out either..she didn't talk to me much after i asked if i could turn her mouth into a daycare
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:51 pm to DocHoliday11
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.she didn't talk to me much after i asked if i could turn her mouth into a daycare
For the love of God please tell me you actually said this verbatim
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 11:52 pm
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:51 pm to Henry Jones Jr
This is almost spinoff worthy... My first boob, handy deed, and mouthy deed was all at the same time
In a camper in BFE... From an AWESOME game of truth or dare with my buddies and this other girls friends...
In a camper in BFE... From an AWESOME game of truth or dare with my buddies and this other girls friends...
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:53 pm to WhistlinDixie15
You're all whores.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:53 pm to WhistlinDixie15
I pretty much hit a double my first time at bat, then I stole home from second the first time I got to third base.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:53 pm to Henry Jones Jr
that and "can i kiss you where you pee" were my go to lines....meh results
Posted on 3/4/15 at 11:54 pm to BluegrassBelle
Ha well that was mean
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