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Anyone else have a constant crapping issue?

Posted on 5/14/16 at 9:40 pm
Posted by South Alabama Tide
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 9:40 pm
After every big meal I eat, about 5 minutes afterward I paint the toilet bowl brown.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95872 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 9:40 pm to
Crohns disease. RIP food
Posted by South Alabama Tide
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 9:40 pm to
Did I make this thread while in the act? Yes
This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 11:01 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 10:13 pm to
Glad I didn't spring for the wifi with smell from my isp.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 10:31 pm to
You probably have some kind of undiagnosed food sensitivity.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/14/16 at 10:32 pm to
Such a shitty thread.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18066 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 10:48 pm to
Gluten, lactose, ciliac disease, go see a doctor. Mine was lactose intolerance, thank heavens.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 11:04 pm to
Depending on the type of food for me. If it's spicy, my a-hole goes full jihad on the toilet.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98918 posts
Posted on 5/14/16 at 11:26 pm to
It could be a variety of things from gallbladder issues to IBS to you're just getting older and your system can't handle the heavy shite anymore. Are you experiencing any other symptoms with it like pain, cramping, blood in your bowel, etc?
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:06 am to
I have been known to fling my own feces at people staring at me through windows. I don't think I'd call that an issue, though.
Posted by South Alabama Tide
Member since Feb 2015
3156 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:42 am to
quote:


Anyone else have a constant crapping issue?
It could be a variety of things from gallbladder issues to IBS to you're just getting older and your system can't handle the heavy shite anymore. Are you experiencing any other symptoms with it like pain, cramping, blood in your bowel, etc?



No blood or pain. Just have really soft served shits. Lots of mud butt. I wipe about 5-10 times before I'm clean.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24100 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 3:04 am to
You need baby wipes and a doctor's appointment.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 4:35 am to
Stop eating Taco Bell.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14094 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 6:20 am to
Taco Bell is quality diarrhea, not some high psi sewer wash.
Posted by Hawgeye
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Member since Jun 2009
30918 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 9:58 am to
That sucks for you. I'm every morning at the same time and that's it for me. Like clockwork.

6:15 after the first cup of coffee. Then hop in the shower. Set for the day then.
Posted by South Alabama Tide
Member since Feb 2015
3156 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 11:15 am to
quote:


You need baby wipes and a doctor's appointment



I have wipes at home. At a restaurant I need damp paper towels
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20473 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 11:19 am to
quote:

No blood or pain. Just have really soft served shits. Lots of mud butt. I wipe about 5-10 times before I'm clean.



Most likely clostridium difficile (c. diff)

Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 12:13 pm to
I have had similar problems. Doctor is the best bet along with taking certain things out of your diet and seeing if that helps.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16949 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:02 pm to
Exercise and an over the counter probiotic worked for me.. I don't even take one every day... Just 3-4 pills a week when I think about it and I jog 2-3 times a week... Solved my issues immediately.
This post was edited on 5/15/16 at 1:04 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27809 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 1:13 pm to
Did you ever just consider yourself to be full of shite?
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