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re: Alright OT, help settle a sex debate
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:28 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:28 pm to Roger Klarvin
Jank Stank is a recipe for disaster
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Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:30 pm to Stonehog
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Pick a number and multiply it as far as you can go. 3x1= 3, 3x2= 6, 3x3= 9, etc.
This is awful, awful advice
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:30 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Is there such a thing as truly awful sex, and if so have you had it?
Si... Si.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:33 pm to TbirdSpur2010
YES! Got a downvote!
Mission accomplished
Mission accomplished
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:51 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:06 am to Roger Klarvin
When you're going down on a girl and when she orgasms she farts right in your face.
I've never had this happen fwiw, but it's one of my darkest fears.
I've never had this happen fwiw, but it's one of my darkest fears.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:13 am to deltaland
I can't imagine how embarrassed she'd be. Like damn. You know that would make you feel bad if you were the opposite of say a CatFan81 and were real nice and caring for your significant other
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:15 am to deltaland
No matter what the girl ate, that would be bad.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:20 am to deltaland
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When you're going down on a girl and when she orgasms she farts right in your face.
That'd be a bad night
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:22 am to TbirdSpur2010
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That'd be a bad night
shite... you pay extra for that in Bombay.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:25 am to Slinger16
My sex life is not on a Bombay level, I'm afraid
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:29 am to Slinger16
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shite... you pay extra for that in Bombay.
Indian fart porn is a lucrative business nowadays.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:11 am to Vols&Shaft83
math gets me more excited.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:17 am to kingbob
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when nobody cums and both of you STILL walk away sore
Jeez. Never had that happen before.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:48 am to The Spleen
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First time you have the sex with your SO after she has a kid is pretty bad. A mom will have to chime in on if it's as bad for them, but me and the bros have talked about this several times.
I will confirm, it's bad. Childbirth is messy. Whether you've delivered vaginally or via C-section, stitches are involved. At six weeks, you're given the all clear by the dr, but you're really not ready but have sex anyway because the SO has been in a drought. It hurts like hell, you're preoccupied thinking about the next feeding time, and you're exhausted.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 8:01 am to deltaland
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When you're going down on a girl and when she orgasms she farts right in your face.
Had one fart when I stuck the tip of my dick in...I said, "its ok baby, I usually make em shite"
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:27 pm to Stonehog
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Speaking of baseball, I always do multiplication tables in my head to keep from blasting. Try it next time, I promise it works. Pick a number and multiply it as far as you can go. 3x1= 3, 3x2= 6, 3x3= 9, etc.
I prefer to go through the periodic table. My goal is to always make it through the actinide series.
It also helped me for a bonus test in Chem 118 where we had to fill out a blank periodic table.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:43 pm to UMTigerRebel
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First time you have the sex with your SO after she has a kid is pretty bad. A mom will have to chime in on if it's as bad for them, but me and the bros have talked about this several times.
I will confirm, it's bad. Childbirth is messy. Whether you've delivered vaginally or via C-section, stitches are involved. At six weeks, you're given the all clear by the dr, but you're really not ready but have sex anyway because the SO has been in a drought. It hurts like hell, you're preoccupied thinking about the next feeding time, and you're exhausted.
kicks family starting can merrily down the road
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:51 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Sure is a shitload of down votes in this thread.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:53 pm to Bham4Tide
Can't see them
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