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re: Alright OT, help settle a sex debate
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
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You have peaked my interest, what is this jackrabbit sex you speak of?
More like jackhammer/rapid thrust. It's not a race dude. You don't win an award for getting there first.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:36 pm to BluegrassBelle
Ah, I was thinking some odd variation of the leapfrog position
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:36 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yes. Ugly inexperienced chick I went home with.
You're asking " but Tiguar, why did you go home with her if she's ugly and inexperienced?"
Long time friend who always liked me. Had alcohol and was in a drought so I went for it. Unfortunately I started to sober up halfway through it and genuinely had trouble staying "in the zone" as a result. Terrible sex.
You're asking " but Tiguar, why did you go home with her if she's ugly and inexperienced?"
Long time friend who always liked me. Had alcohol and was in a drought so I went for it. Unfortunately I started to sober up halfway through it and genuinely had trouble staying "in the zone" as a result. Terrible sex.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:37 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'm not downvoting any posts, I've actually had sex with a woman before.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:38 pm to Roger Klarvin
Bad sex is when you stop thinking of baseball to keep from getting off and start thinking about that chick at the gym with the big tits and sweet arse in a desperate attempt to get off so you can get this lame sex over quick. 
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:39 pm to Stonehog
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I've actually had sex with a woman before.
Welcome to the exclusive club
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:40 pm to Stonehog
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I'm not downvoting any posts, I've actually had sex with a woman before.
Pre-op or Post-op?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:42 pm to Stonehog
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I've actually had sex with a woman before.
I imagine it had to hurt like hell when you caught your nuts on the staples.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:42 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Speaking of baseball, I always do multiplication tables in my head to keep from blasting. Try it next time, I promise it works. Pick a number and multiply it as far as you can go. 3x1= 3, 3x2= 6, 3x3= 9, etc.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:44 pm to Stonehog
What do you do once you get to 7?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:46 pm to Roger Klarvin
7x1 = 7, 7x2 = 14, etc.
Do you know how multiplication tables work?
Do you know how multiplication tables work?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:48 pm to Stonehog
Im kinda surprised you do based on precedent
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:51 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Im kinda surprised you do based on precedent
The word is "piqued" btw
Piqued your interest.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:55 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Roger Klarvin
You just got a vocabulary lesson, I am disappoint.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:58 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I'll recover in 6-8 weeks
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:01 pm to Roger Klarvin
Gluten free, vegan pizza is pretty awful pizza.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:04 pm to wmr
True story, the first porno I ever watched when I was 8 years old was a pizza delivery scenario and the guy blasted on a piece of pizza for the money shot and the girl ate the whole slice.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:21 pm to Stonehog
I start with one and double it... then double it again and again. It is also how I fall asleep. I also bite my toungue if I am desperate.
This post was edited on 4/30/14 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:25 pm to Legendary0903
I can't remember the last time I had to resort to math to keep from blowing too soon.
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