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re: Alabama invented the toothbrush

Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by FemaleTiger
neverneverland
Member since Jul 2008
807 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:28 pm to
That's just wrong. You have to have teeth to use a toothbrush.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
613 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:30 pm to
Serious question: Did y'all just get electricity in LA? Because the toothbrush invention joke is older than Bill Snyder baw.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6760 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

This. I fell out of my rocking chair and pert near tumped over the cuspidor when I read this.


Make sure you dont sat dat hot coffee all cattywampus over yur britches or ya might bein fo a messa trouble!
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10561 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:15 pm to
In Tampa there was an inordinate number of billboards for lawyers, dentists and animal hospitals. One has to wonder what the hell is up down there.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:40 pm to
I don't even have a smart arse response.
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:15 pm to
I'm definitely putting this one in th W column....

Edit
Quick question, since I'm a Bammer, can I claim this win as NC 17?
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 5:19 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Alabama invented the toothbrush
If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.


I remember reading this joke in a joke book when I was in about 3rd grade.

If you're going to flame, at least bring something good to the table, alter.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:17 pm to
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justausedcarguy
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30589 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

Lolololol @ Alabama fans!

Losers


We've beat LSU SIX times in a row in football
We beat LSU by 15 point at your gym today, and
we took the series from them in baseball last year.

Now, I want to know what your definition of "loser" is....and what that makes LSU then.
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 5:23 pm
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17815 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 5:37 pm to
Shut up killz.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 1/14/17 at 6:53 pm to
You're killzing the alter game.
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