AshleySchaeffer
| Favorite team: | Florida  |
| Location: | Lake Placid, Fl |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | I like a good pair of jorts and a woman who drinks Busch |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 613 |
| Registered on: | 9/1/2015 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: DJ Lagway ain't going anywhere folks, melt for me
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/20/23 at 3:14 pm
[quote]Stick to Pinterest, Ashley[/quote]
Clearly you've never seen the greatest show ever.
Which makes sense for the average flamboyant LSWho fan. ...
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DJ Lagway ain't going anywhere folks, melt for me
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/20/23 at 2:32 pm
DJ posted on the 'gram a story of him in full Florida gear.
The Maxpreps POY is coming to Hogtown.
Where's Brian "Cornpone Cuck" Kelly's 5 star QB?
Melt for me.
[link=(https://tigerbait.com/s/4448/qb-dj-lagway-definitely-coming-back-to-lsu)]QB DJ Lagway definitely coming back to LSU[...
You can’t tell me Mike Norvell has a soul
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 8/31/23 at 6:51 pm
Look at those eyes. Nothing behind them.
Jeebus ...
Oh sakes. Oh dear sakes.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 6/19/23 at 8:59 pm
[img]https://media.tenor.com/9BGWfwtcu68AAAAM/corndogs-imsorry.gif[/img]...
re: I wish more Florida fans posted on here
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 6/17/23 at 10:07 am
You rang, you knocked kneed uncle sucker?
[img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DismalSilentAngelwingmussel-max-1mb.gif[/img]...
re: WELL DID YOU COUYONS BOOKMARK IT??? IF YOU DIDNT HERE IT IS
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 9/5/22 at 2:10 pm
[quote]Why so loud?[/quote][img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-12-2015/_aN57X.gif[/img]
Sorry I’m just all full of Fanta tonight ...
WELL DID YOU COUYONS BOOKMARK IT??? IF YOU DIDNT HERE IT IS
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 9/5/22 at 9:50 am
[link=(https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/i-was-gonna-blast-you-couyons-when-the-hire-was-announced/99943536/)]LINK[/link]
Allllllllll that smack talk and now the Swamp Kitties from Red Stick just got their arse handed to them by the corncob squad. Y’all was blowing up tRant like Woody hire...
IM COMING ELIZABETH
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/23/21 at 7:32 pm
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE BLUE frick ARE WE DOING
IM SITTING HERE AT RAY JAY COLDER THAN A WITCHES TITTIE IN A BRASS BRA DOING PUSH UPS IN THE SNOW
IM ABOUT TO STOKE OUT LIKE TERRI SCHIVO
EMORY JUST frickING TRANSFER...
re: UCF 29 @ Florida 17 Final - ESPN
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/23/21 at 7:31 pm
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE BLUE frick ARE WE DOING
IM SITTING HERE AT RAY JAY COLDER THAN A WITCHES TITTIE IN A BRASS BRA DOING PUSH UPS IN THE SNOW
IM ABOUT TO STOKE OUT LIKE TERRI SCHIVO
EMORY JUST frickING TRANSFER ...
re: Rant fanbases that are different from real life fanbases
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/14/21 at 9:10 pm
Us Florida fans are exactly as they appear on the boards. I consider myself a man blessed with the gift of gab with the ability to sweet talk your mom into a dinner at Red Lobster and never call her again.
And yes, you Midwest folks are clowns. Coming down here acting like you “country folk.” ...
If you ever want to feel smart being a Ranter, read away baws
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/8/21 at 9:24 pm
[link=(https://www.tigernet.com/clemson-forum/thread/if-michigan-beats-georgiaand-cinci-beats-bamayou-can-2123745)]Klempsin fans are in full melt mode this year. [/link]
These baws are the dumbest on the interwebs. Can’t wait for the tDabo to fully implode. ...
re: Why did Walker Howard like Nick Evers decommit letter to Florida?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/8/21 at 7:33 pm
[quote]finchmeister08[/quote]
[img]https://c.tenor.com/zKr8ZRio8isAAAAC/jonah-hill-cut-it-out.gif[/img]...
re: What will the City of Birmingham have to offer?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/6/21 at 10:46 am
[quote]Saw's BBQ in Avondale should be on the list, for sure. [/quote]
Damn son I’ve been craving that grits n greens plate from SAWs Soul Kitchen for a minute. Pairs nice with a fresh Spring Street Saison from Avondale.
Bham has got so much food to offer ...
South Bend and Red Stick
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 12/2/21 at 10:16 pm
I had to go to Michigan once and the town I went to was just north of South Bend. A few notes about Meatchicken:
- the food was downright terrible. I mean damn. I didn’t know you could frick up bacon but those yanks did.
- the women were even worse
- the roads made downtown Birminghams look lik...
re: tFear is real-and they can’t deal CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/29/21 at 10:30 pm
Lay off da looney juice baw...
re: Brian Kelly vs Billy Napier
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/29/21 at 8:54 pm
It’s telling that Kelley has been coach at a program that selects its own shitty schedule and can recruit on name alone.
Yet he never won a championship.
I will honestly be surprised if he can ever keep pace with the SEC in recruiting alone. He has no ties to the area and is a certified pric...
re: I was gonna blast you couyons when the hire was announced…
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/29/21 at 7:36 pm
Where was all the talk hyping Kelly if he’s so great? I don’t remember one damn mention.
But please bookmark and continuing rationalizing to yourself that Woody didn’t frick up. Please...
I was gonna blast you couyons when the hire was announced…
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/29/21 at 7:31 pm
…but now I just feel bad. All that talk and damn. Well hopefully it works out and LSU stays competitive. It’s not fun when your rivals are down bad.
SIKE YOU THOUGHT
SISSY CORN YELLOW PANTS SO YOU CANT SEE WHEN YOU PISSIN YO PANTS
frick YOU. KELLY BOUT TO KILL THE PROGR...
re: Who’s the bigger scumbag? Urban or Riley?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/29/21 at 6:15 pm
[quote]Petrino[/quote]
[img]http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1037911/Pork_Chop_medium.gif[/img]...
Who’s the bigger scumbag? Urban or Riley?
Posted by AshleySchaeffer on 11/29/21 at 6:10 pm
For me it’s Urban. Man faked a heart attack and his excuse was “more time with his family.”
Which is bullshite because a sauce of mine heard that Shelly Meyer found out he was having an affair.
I gar-raun-tee if there was Snapchat at his time at Florida you’d be seeing a lot more of what we s...
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