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re: Alabama and Auburn fans with children - be on high alert!
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:01 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:01 pm to mizzoukills
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When you discover yourself face down in the mud in the middle of the forest and a clown is forcing you to, "Squeal like a squeaky toy," you'll suddenly know a whole new level of fear.
Shiiiiiiiiiiit, I'm not exactly a target for muggings and rape. Not a little guy, shaved head, beard, tattoos, plus I'm carrying.
I wish a motherfricking clown would............
Now, TT9 on the other hand, is a 5'4 vegan who hates guns, perfect clown target imo.
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:08 pm to mizzoukills
When does clown season open?
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:10 pm to mizzoukills
Coulrophobics across the country can now feel vindicated. They would laugh at people for calling them irrational but that probably scares them, too.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:13 pm to mizzoukills
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surprised there aren't any Bama baws walking the city and woods with rifles ready to poach a clown
Southlawn is more of a handgun than rifle population.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Now, TT9 on the other hand, is a 5'4 vegan who hates guns, perfect clown target imo.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:22 pm to mizzoukills
This is fricking hilarious. Im not afraid of clowns but the idea of a clown crackhead luring someone into the woods is quite terrifying.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:28 pm to RBu
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Im not afraid of clowns but the idea of a clown crackhead luring someone into the woods is quite terrifying.
Not just anyone but specifically small children
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:28 pm to Tickytiger
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When does clown season open?
The second one of those frickers shows up at my back fence or my kids school
This is really messing up my Halloween plans. Wanted to sit in the rocking chair dressed as Pennywise. Goal was to recoup some candy and maybe make a mom or two jump enough to free a tit
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:31 pm to HouseofWaffles
Can you imagine waking up, fixing a cup of coffee, looking out your window into the back yard and noticing a clown staring back at you on the other side of the fence?
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:32 pm to mizzoukills
Bingerman Clownferd and Nick Saban have never been seen together. I'm just saying....
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:35 pm to mizzoukills
I've got a few pups that can clear that fence and would love to play.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:38 pm to mizzoukills
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Can you imagine waking up, fixing a cup of coffee, looking out your window into the back yard and noticing a clown staring back at you on the other side of the fence?
Wish a motherfricker would.............
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:42 pm to Master of Sinanju
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That's just Gus and staff recruiting.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:44 pm to mizzoukills
They would be shot round here
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:44 pm to mizzoukills
There was a message from the University this morning stating that clown rumors only and no lockdown ever imposed.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:45 pm to mizzoukills
Heard about this a week or so ago. A couple of meth heads admitted to making it up.
Not sure if this related to that instance or not
Not sure if this related to that instance or not
Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:45 pm to mizzoukills
I've been watching for clowns to shoot. I got a new 1911 and I figured this would be the perfect excuse. "What, Officer? The scary clown was doing crazy things with those balloons. See, that one looks like a weinerdog."
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:08 pm to CCTider
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I thought Montgomery was an auburn city.
It is. And we have one of our starting safety's running around there with a gun.
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:23 pm to mizzoukills
No doubt this is an angry, bitter reject from Florida State's clown college and this explains why he left the ACC state of NC to terrorize kids in SEC states. Because..you know...to ACC tards, everything is the SEC's fault.
This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:24 pm to Carolina_Girl
Someone said it was Nick Saban, but that hasn't been confirmed.
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