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re: After 24 yrs of marriage I'm a little nervous tonight
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:07 pm to cokebottleag
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:07 pm to cokebottleag
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He can't update because he just woke up in the trunk of a '92 Buick LeSabre outside of Calgary. No money, no clothes, only a coke can halfway up his arse with 2 oz of blow in it and a cock ring on.
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only a coke can halfway up his arse
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cokebottleag
Is there a reason for the user name?
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:16 pm to wadewilson
Speaking from experience? 
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:19 pm to wadewilson
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:20 pm to oR33Do
I mean, it sounds like there may be a story there........
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:23 pm to wadewilson
I thought he just had thick glasses. Your theory is better...
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:28 pm to JoeMoTiger
It seems the pics of your wife aren't loading.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:31 pm to Duke
I'm starting to think OP drowned in a tragic squirt bukakke accident.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:03 pm to wadewilson
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I mean, it sounds like there may be a story there........
I have a gag order until after the trial. Wouldn't want to self incriminate.
This post was edited on 5/13/14 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:04 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I'm thinking hes more like this.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:11 pm to JoeMoTiger
What a letdown of a thread.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:12 pm to JCinBAMA
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:20 pm to cokebottleag
It ended up being a watch and OP is too ashamed to update.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:22 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
I'm bookmarking to read all the responses to the wife tonight. Hopefully she will get some ideas.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 1:51 pm to cokebottleag
Posted on 5/13/14 at 2:45 pm to AmericusDawg
I'm literally at work checking this thread every 30 minutes.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 2:45 pm to Stacked
I'm telling you he drowned. I can feel it.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:33 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves as should I, we had a little beagle dog named Molly for 18 yrs and Molly passed away 2 yrs ago, well the wife gets out of the shower and makes a phone call and the neighbor brings over a pocket beagle pup. Shot the shyte with the neighbors for a bit and then me and the wife played with the dog, we hit the sack, the 3 of us, Short while later I get called into work hence my delay to update the thread. Not what I was expecting but the wife is happy and I like the little shyte so it was surprise to say the least. This turned out to be a pretty dang good anniversary minus the freak show 
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:41 pm to JoeMoTiger
I'm glad you were ok, we were worried as I am sure you can tell.
I am also pretty disappointing in the outcome of this thread. At least make up a story and post it for a little bit so everyone isn't so disappointed. You can tell the real story in a page or two.
I am also pretty disappointing in the outcome of this thread. At least make up a story and post it for a little bit so everyone isn't so disappointed. You can tell the real story in a page or two.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:43 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Yeah guy coulda said she let him PIIHB..
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:46 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Yeah, maybe I should have kept it alive with the neighbors bringing over their trunk full of toys and what nots 
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