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re: After 24 yrs of marriage I'm a little nervous tonight

Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:45 am to
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:45 am to
maybe she brought him another girl?
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:48 am to
$5 says it's lame lingerie.

I mean I love lingerie, but don't give it to me as a gift unless your going to use it often.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:12 am to
She is giving you a hurricane.

bj, boob beating, serious farting, and golden shower.
Posted by Camo Tiger 337
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:36 am to
quote:

She is giving you a hurricane.

bj, boob beating, serious farting, and golden shower.

Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:51 am to
quote:

went out to dinner at BD's Mongolian Grill

By the Independence Center?

Oh - we need an update. If it wasn't something freaky, make something up.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:02 am to
The longer this goes without an update the more extreme my mind goes. At this point if she didn't take a dump on your chest I'm gonna be very disappointed.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:05 am to
maybe she let him tie her up and put her in a dog collar.

Definite butthole licking, and not that pussy lick around shite, two inches of tongue has to disappear.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:21 am to
Eddie, I just gagged.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:33 am to
Pics of wife motherfricker! You know the rules.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:34 am to
isn't that a good thing though? at least in the context of this discussion.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:36 am to
quote:

BD's Mongolian Grill


They grill Mongoloids now?
Posted by Camo Tiger 337
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:22 am to
Jesus Christ what more could they possibly be doing? No update yet. God Forbid but maybe they were going at it so hard his heart gave out?
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:50 am to
He can't update because he just woke up in the trunk of a '92 Buick LeSabre outside of Calgary. No money, no clothes, only a coke can halfway up his arse with 2 oz of blow in it and a cock ring on.

Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 11:09 am to
Even I want an update to this one!
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 11:14 am to
I really am starting to think his heart popped.
Posted by Camo Tiger 337
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2014
2014 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 11:15 am to
quote:

He can't update because he just woke up in the trunk of a '92 Buick LeSabre outside of Calgary. No money, no clothes, only a coke can halfway up his arse with 2 oz of blow in it and a cock ring on.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 11:22 am to
The only thing we can do now is pray for him, he probably got a taste of the dark side and needs to come to terms with what happened to him before posting again.
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 11:25 am to
So did the wife re-inact a donkey show from Juarez in the backyard or what?
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 11:26 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54630 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

The only thing we can do now is pray for him, he probably got a taste of the dark side and needs to come to terms with what happened to him before posting again.


Wife probably suggested a 3 way with a blonde with big boobs. Everything was going great till the blonde behind him turned out to be a tranny and it was SBS.
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