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Posted on 4/21/14 at 10:57 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 4/21/14 at 10:57 pm to mizzoukills
Yes, I married Thai.
No, she's not mail order.
Yes she's all SoCal.
Take that for what it is.
The properties we have are as follows.
1. A house for my wife's grandmother in Songkhla .
2. A house for my wife's aunt and family in Songkhla.
3. A beach house in Hatyai, of which I have no idea of its condition.
As far as the resort in Krabi, I haven't been there yet, but I'm currently hosting the owners niece at my house for 3 months so she can take some classes at UC Riverside, so I'm told after this we can come and go as we please.
Maybe if you're cool enough, I could get that hook up.
No, she's not mail order.
Yes she's all SoCal.
Take that for what it is.
The properties we have are as follows.
1. A house for my wife's grandmother in Songkhla .
2. A house for my wife's aunt and family in Songkhla.
3. A beach house in Hatyai, of which I have no idea of its condition.
As far as the resort in Krabi, I haven't been there yet, but I'm currently hosting the owners niece at my house for 3 months so she can take some classes at UC Riverside, so I'm told after this we can come and go as we please.
Maybe if you're cool enough, I could get that hook up.
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:07 pm to Remote Controlled
WTF does "cool enough" mean?
I'm the fricking coolest.
I'm the fricking coolest.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:09 pm to mizzoukills
That's what the O'Doyle's thought too.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:10 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:19 pm to mizzoukills
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WTF does "cool enough" mean?
The property for her aunt has rice fields and rubber groves.
Work the land and I'll consider giving you a weekend in Krabi.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:19 pm to Remote Controlled
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:23 pm to Remote Controlled
I'm a hard worker.
What if I visited the aunt to deliver gifts and good will from America? I could oil paint her portrait, a gesture of respect in all cultures.
What if I visited the aunt to deliver gifts and good will from America? I could oil paint her portrait, a gesture of respect in all cultures.
This post was edited on 4/21/14 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:25 pm to mizzoukills
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jesture of respect
I would make a spelling joke but I can't think right.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:28 pm to the808bass
I blame auto correct for my stupidity
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:30 pm to the808bass
Why does autocorrect attempt to correct words that are spelled right with bullshite alternatives but fail to correct words that are either spelled incorrectly or used incorrectly in a sentence?
Dammit, Steve Jobs.
Dammit, Steve Jobs.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:30 pm to mizzoukills
Sorry no excuse or at least I'm told.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:31 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
I'm a hard worker.
quote:
What if I visited the aunt to deliver gifts and good will from America? I could oil paint her portrait, a jesture of respect in all cultures.
Hmmm.
No.
You gonna work bitch.
This post was edited on 4/21/14 at 11:33 pm
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:32 pm to mizzoukills
1) it's kenny. Not Steve.
2) I don't have a #2
2) I don't have a #2
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:33 pm to Remote Controlled
Are any of your properties close to the ladyboys?
I'm asking for a friend.
I'm asking for a friend.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:33 pm to the808bass
Wait I think I'm Steve.
Don't try and bite on my fake Interwebz name.
Don't try and bite on my fake Interwebz name.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:36 pm to Mizzeaux
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Are any of your properties close to the ladyboys? I'm asking for a friend.
Tell your friend they are close.
Not nearby mind you, I make a call, they show up.
The important thing for your friend is that they will have penis.
Make sure friend have money.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:38 pm to Remote Controlled
I'll let Mic...Chet know.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:41 pm to Mizzeaux
Tell Chet bring money.
Good lady penis.
5 red bull included to make you strong and fast.
Also, maybe you have room for to stay?
I have to ask, and in that exact way, it's in the contract.
Good lady penis.
5 red bull included to make you strong and fast.
Also, maybe you have room for to stay?
I have to ask, and in that exact way, it's in the contract.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:45 pm to Remote Controlled
Seriously, are they really around, or is it like a Vegas/Prostitution thing? Not really there or real, but able to get if you want.
It seems weird to be in a place where that's common.
It seems weird to be in a place where that's common.
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:48 pm to Mizzeaux
The Thai ladyboy phenomenon is incredibly strange. I mean, let's be honest...some of those weirdos are quite attractive. You wouldn't know it was a dude until "The Crying Game" occurred.
I wonder how many drunk westerners have went home with what they thought was a hot Thai only to discover Mr. Winkie.
fricking nightmare, man!
I wonder how many drunk westerners have went home with what they thought was a hot Thai only to discover Mr. Winkie.
fricking nightmare, man!
This post was edited on 4/22/14 at 12:06 am
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