PWJ on recruiting (Blanchard was a RB commit under Petrino but BB told him we were going in a different direction)
Pondwater Jack on Kaleb Blanchard:
People! Let me break it down for you ALL! i am fixin to put THIS BABY to BED! A warm bath....some talc.....a bottle with some of that rice meal....a fresh diaper, nice and dry....bedtime for Bonzo!
He aint been offered cause there is something in the woodpile! How many teams do you think caint see a 4 star on the big board?!
Similar situation. Last week i went for breakfast...had a few ones left over from the night before. 2 eggs over medium...sunny side up....bacon. ...buscits and gravey....2 flap jacks with maple syrup! Well these d@mned "hash browneds" appear on the table! oh yeah black coffee (forgot that). Anyhow...i et the two eggs. ..soppin up tge hen juices wit the buscits and gravey and then the bacon...follwed up by the flap jacks and syrup and splash it all down with the coffee at the end. where here comes that waitress (the fat one) she say " huuuunnnney. ..why you didnt eat them hashed brownes? " on account i didnt order the damn things that is why! i got enough to fill me up. i aint taking anything i didbt order or need! like the indians...eat what you kill...nothin more!'
well here come the sherriffs deputy and he starts blowin smoke....so i says to him as i pick up the plate where the eggs and bacon and hashbrowns was...i says YOU EAT THESE damned gash browns! "i ain't gonna because i dint order them Jack" ...well NEITHER DID I! SO I AINT GONNA PAY FOR THEM.
now...how does that relate...hash browns is like running backs...if you order them you need to eat them...simple as that....but if someone sits a running back down on YOUR TABLE and says this is yours...EAT IT...band you decided you dudnt want it so you didnt order it...no one CAN MAKE YOU!!!!!
NOW LET IT BE!
Jack Blasingame, II
HiV has been chastising CBB for pulling his scholly since we have no RBs committed, AT is still a Bama lock, and Blanchard is a 4*, never mind Blanchard's only other offer is LaTech.
This post was edited on 1/26 at 10:51 am