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Rantisms if we play sloppy in the 1st quarter against Vandy

Posted on 8/17/16 at 9:45 am
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95923 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 9:45 am
"LOOOL TOLD YALL MUSCHAMP SUCKS"

"Muschamp hasn't learned anything"

"They might be worse than last year"

"I love Muschamps sweaty cock in my orange and blue mouth"

I can't wait.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:15 am to
That about covers it.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
6306 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:29 am to


the Clampetts - and whoever our deranged resident Annie Wilkes/Misery stalker is - will all lead the charge in their poorly thought out wishful hate & jealousy as soon as the first incomplete pass hits the fake turf in Nash.



hopefully we'll be honored by an appearance from Tiller and Slow Easy C_nt before the 1Q clock runs out. Gamecock fan base can never have too many message board pets.


Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Gamecock fan base can never have too many message board pets.


I'm looking forward to the return of Gamecock Basketball's Biggest Ambassador on the SECrant, poster Dustin Johnson.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
6306 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Dustin Johnson


I don't know if he'll return under that name - all y'all kicked way too much sand in his internet v-jay.

...then Cockopotamus napalmed his repugnant arse with the linked threads

Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
5889 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 11:44 am to
"Mizzou is better than USC in everything 4 Lyfe"

"LOL you lost to citadel, didn't get Herman, settled for Muschamp."

"SCAR football is done, it's over"
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 2:56 pm to
Dustin Johnson isn't coming back. He porn bombed and that's a one and done offense on here iirc.

Still pissed I was banned 3 months for correctly predicting that. And it's a damn shame that thread was deleted
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25870 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 3:18 pm to
quote:


Message
Rantisms if we play sloppy in the 1st quarter against Vandy


If? You know damn well we will. 3-9, 11-2, 7-6, doesn't matter. We always look like shite in game 1.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

If? You know damn well we will. 3-9, 11-2, 7-6, doesn't matter. We always look like shite in game 1.


That's fair, but we also never open with cupcakes either. We have looked "meh" in most opening games this decade. I think the most recent/best opening game we've had was all the way back in '10 when we opened with and destroyed Southern Miss 41-13. We got up to 34-6 early int the 3rd and then put all the backups in.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 4:05 pm to
New coach with new attitude and practice habits.

I'm hoping we can nix that game 1 shite show
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25870 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 4:09 pm to
So do I. But I don't expect much out of this year. Not because of Muschamp, but the way the Spurrier era ended will require a while to recover from.
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18919 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 4:49 pm to
I'm gonna melt, regardless.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
6306 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Still pissed I was banned 3 months for correctly predicting that.


that was complete bs by the mods.

quote:

And it's a damn shame that thread was deleted


indeed. it was perfect and that shithead earned every bit of it.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

I'm gonna melt, regardless.


I'm predicting the most bi-polar of all bi-polar reactions from us all.

"WE ARE SO BACK!"

"GODDAMN WE SUCK arse!"

"I LOVE MUSCHAMP! SUCK IT FLORIDA!"

"(insert CNB version of his "Sourrier" comment here updated for Muschamp)"



But I believe we will win.
This post was edited on 8/17/16 at 8:35 pm
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

"Mizzou is better than USC in everything 4 Lyfe"

"LOL you lost to citadel, didn't get Herman, settled for Muschamp."

Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 8/17/16 at 10:24 pm to
Don't forget.

Majority of tRant
"WTF!! uscE... LET'S KICK THESE GUYS OUT AND GET CLEMSUX!"

mizzou fans (paraphrasing here)
"We gon rape yous guys in the fake columbia and do all yer meth."

Taters (paraphrasing again)
"daaang bo, we gun give yer assess a whooping up in god's country this year, then we gun rape all your sheep. Are there any extra sheep fer sale in cootlumbia? we dun blowed out all our sheeps butts."



Posted by InThroughTheOutDore
Middle TN
Member since Nov 2008
7383 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 9:06 am to
Or the classic "LOL, it's Vandy!!"
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 10:28 am to
Is it weird I enjoy the banter of the rant more than a circle jerk of cocks fans agreeing on the same thing?
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18919 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 10:37 am to
This is so much better. I haven't even lurked CT or GCC in three years.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
5889 posts
Posted on 8/18/16 at 10:46 am to
quote:

TigerTalker16


You're nothing if not consistent. But maybe next time, avoid the hook.
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