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@JerryThe Drunk humorous tweet compilation
Posted on 2/13/16 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 2/13/16 at 5:07 pm
@JerryTheDrunk
Not sure if its a new twitter account, it is new to me at least.
It is not quite a parody, but I find it to be an intelligent and hilarious commentary on Ole miss situations as well as some shade thrown at other SEC schools.
some of these had me rolling, thought I would share the laughs and insight.
@jerrythedrunk
A story from a Texas recruiting site deflects and brings up Ole Miss as the reason Vaughn was fired. You don't say.
@jerrythedrunk
Texas recruiting site says Texas fires a guy Texas hired (known cheater), but whole article is about Ole Miss. Uh, we fired him too. First.
@jerrythedrunk
First time in my life the program I love is the subject of a nationwide witch hunt. frick, we're actually GOOD! This feels like heaven.
@jerrythedrunk
We pay players so much they get evicted from apartments and sleep on others' couches.
@jerrythedrunk
Oh, the secrets in Noxubee County. We could have left their secrets alone. Looks like it won't go that route.
@jerrythedrunk
Rebs turned Scott Field into a Panama City parking lot. I'd say "gullible" is spending college career in Starkville.
@jerrythedrunk
State has always only cared about one game a year. Interesting to see Bama fans do the same thing now.
@jerrythedrunk
Many of you have asked what's in my pipe. It's a proprietary blend of Dak's Heisman hopes and discarded billboard scraps.
@jerrythedrunk
The new version of "Rock Paper Scissors" is Midget Hunchback Beaver. Beaver always wins.
@jerrythedrunk
Starkville is so ugly, I wouldn't move there with your dick.
@jerrythedrunk
Saying Ole Miss has Klan rallies is like saying dead veterans have Westboro rallies.
@jerrythedrunk
Tire tracks in a Brooksville field are being matched to a 1992 Silverado with a Yeti in the back.
@jerrythedrunk
Mullen hires croot coordinator married to daughter of huge MSU booster in Noxubee county. Hmmmm. @DanWolken @YahooForde where y'at?
@jerrythedrunk
Fun fact: Dan Mullen is 1-13 against LSU and Alabama.
@jerrythedrunk
State fans hoping like hell wins are vacated. They just can't beat Ole Miss.
Not sure if its a new twitter account, it is new to me at least.
It is not quite a parody, but I find it to be an intelligent and hilarious commentary on Ole miss situations as well as some shade thrown at other SEC schools.
some of these had me rolling, thought I would share the laughs and insight.
@jerrythedrunk
A story from a Texas recruiting site deflects and brings up Ole Miss as the reason Vaughn was fired. You don't say.
@jerrythedrunk
Texas recruiting site says Texas fires a guy Texas hired (known cheater), but whole article is about Ole Miss. Uh, we fired him too. First.
@jerrythedrunk
First time in my life the program I love is the subject of a nationwide witch hunt. frick, we're actually GOOD! This feels like heaven.
@jerrythedrunk
We pay players so much they get evicted from apartments and sleep on others' couches.
@jerrythedrunk
Oh, the secrets in Noxubee County. We could have left their secrets alone. Looks like it won't go that route.
@jerrythedrunk
Rebs turned Scott Field into a Panama City parking lot. I'd say "gullible" is spending college career in Starkville.
@jerrythedrunk
State has always only cared about one game a year. Interesting to see Bama fans do the same thing now.
@jerrythedrunk
Many of you have asked what's in my pipe. It's a proprietary blend of Dak's Heisman hopes and discarded billboard scraps.
@jerrythedrunk
The new version of "Rock Paper Scissors" is Midget Hunchback Beaver. Beaver always wins.
@jerrythedrunk
Starkville is so ugly, I wouldn't move there with your dick.
@jerrythedrunk
Saying Ole Miss has Klan rallies is like saying dead veterans have Westboro rallies.
@jerrythedrunk
Tire tracks in a Brooksville field are being matched to a 1992 Silverado with a Yeti in the back.
@jerrythedrunk
Mullen hires croot coordinator married to daughter of huge MSU booster in Noxubee county. Hmmmm. @DanWolken @YahooForde where y'at?
@jerrythedrunk
Fun fact: Dan Mullen is 1-13 against LSU and Alabama.
@jerrythedrunk
State fans hoping like hell wins are vacated. They just can't beat Ole Miss.
This post was edited on 2/13/16 at 5:14 pm
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 7:33 pm to HailFreezusOver
quote:
Saying Ole Miss has Klan rallies is like saying dead veterans have Westboro rallies.
Brilliant analogy.
Posted on 2/13/16 at 8:05 pm to sorantable
It took me 3 seconds to get it.. and then i thought the same thing. Brilliant Analogy. had me Laughing Hard out Loud
Spot on, bullseye comparison.
and one we should use from now on with the idiots on tRant and in general discussion. when those situations arise.
I may just start dropping these quotes for all the troll threads. there is a response for each thread situation.
Spot on, bullseye comparison.
and one we should use from now on with the idiots on tRant and in general discussion. when those situations arise.
I may just start dropping these quotes for all the troll threads. there is a response for each thread situation.
Posted on 2/13/16 at 9:10 pm to HailFreezusOver
tRant is collectively too moronic to grasp the concept of an analogy like that. It would just get down-voted to death and hammered with more ignorance-ridden, hate driven bull shite. Every thread is the same.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 8:06 am to beHop
TRant is a complete shite show. They really need to clean that place up.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 11:14 am to No Colors
It's gotten progressively worse since I first joined.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 3:47 pm to hehatedrew
And I'm trying my best to continue it on its current path. 
Posted on 2/14/16 at 4:19 pm to pankReb
Yes you are
Posted on 2/14/16 at 4:55 pm to GatorReb
Some people just like to see the world burn.
I'm doing the lords work.
I'm doing the lords work.
Posted on 2/14/16 at 7:20 pm to pankReb
quote:
I'm doing the Freeze's work
fify
Posted on 2/15/16 at 3:14 pm to GatorReb
quote:
?@jerrythedrunk
Just got word that MSU has hired David Saunders to get @ScoutSteveR eligible to be a journalist.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 8:09 pm to HailFreezusOver
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