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Pick your favorite SEC - Clash of the Coaches Edition.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:23 pm
The other threads made me think which group of coaches, in the SEC, at the same time would make for a glorious time in college football and the SECr.
Alabama - Nick Saban
Arkansas - Bret Bielema
Auburn - Gus Malzahn
Florida - Urban Meyer
Georgia - Bob Stoops
Kentucky - Dabo Swinney
LSU - Mark Mangino
Mississippi St. - Bobby Petrino
Missouri - Bo Pelini
Ole Miss - Houston Nutt
South Carolina - Steve Spurrier
Tennessee - Lane Kiffin
Texas A&M - Les Miles
Vanderbilt - Mike Leach
God Damn that'd be a lot of ego driven alpha wars full of sound bites and whiskey breathed press conference jabs.
The media days would bring the South's economy to a stop as we all do zero work for 3 days.
Alabama - Nick Saban
Arkansas - Bret Bielema
Auburn - Gus Malzahn
Florida - Urban Meyer
Georgia - Bob Stoops
Kentucky - Dabo Swinney
LSU - Mark Mangino
Mississippi St. - Bobby Petrino
Missouri - Bo Pelini
Ole Miss - Houston Nutt
South Carolina - Steve Spurrier
Tennessee - Lane Kiffin
Texas A&M - Les Miles
Vanderbilt - Mike Leach
God Damn that'd be a lot of ego driven alpha wars full of sound bites and whiskey breathed press conference jabs.
The media days would bring the South's economy to a stop as we all do zero work for 3 days.
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:25 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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Arkansas - Bret Bielema
Bobby > Bert
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:25 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Coach O bro. Dat Cajun accent.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:26 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Sub in 1997 Tommy Tuberville for Houston Nutt and that's a lot of ego.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:26 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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Bret
It's Bert bro.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:28 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I don't get it
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:29 pm to volfan30
The recruiting violations would get up to late 70's Southwest Conference levels.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:29 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Why the frick did we get Peelini?
If we're getting a Big Ten coach we get Bert.
If just based on whatever, I'd even take Mangino due to the kansas thing.
If we're getting a Big Ten coach we get Bert.
If just based on whatever, I'd even take Mangino due to the kansas thing.
This post was edited on 6/12/14 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:35 pm to Mizzeaux
Please expound upon why you'd want Bert?
You know Mangino has to be at LSU, he's fatter than Bert (face it, that's all we've got at the moment), he's got the shortest temper in college football, he's pretty racist, he learned how to cheat from Jim Tressell and Bob Stoops, and LSU fans having to defend Mangino would be hilarious.
You know Mangino has to be at LSU, he's fatter than Bert (face it, that's all we've got at the moment), he's got the shortest temper in college football, he's pretty racist, he learned how to cheat from Jim Tressell and Bob Stoops, and LSU fans having to defend Mangino would be hilarious.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 10:41 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
We get Bert because we're a Big Ten school and as such we get the pick of the Big Ten coaches.
We also choose Bert because Arkansas deserves to get their best coach back in Petrino and we're willing to bite the bullet and let you offload Bert in the interest of our new rivalry.
Call it a preemptive olive branch.
We also choose Bert because Arkansas deserves to get their best coach back in Petrino and we're willing to bite the bullet and let you offload Bert in the interest of our new rivalry.
Call it a preemptive olive branch.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 7:21 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Well it's nice to know you would constantly let us know how fat our coach was as well if the roles were reversed 
Posted on 6/13/14 at 7:24 am to RebelNutt18
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Coach O bro. Dat Cajun accent.
Yah, yah, yah.
Brent Schaeffer.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:37 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Why the hell do you stick Petrino's with us? Jackie Sherrill insulted more people before 9am than most people do all month.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:39 am to InVolNerable
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Yah, yah, yah.
Brent Schaeffer.
Yaw yaw yaw
Brant Shaffah!
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:41 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Les doesn't supply enough sound bites already?
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