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Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:14 pm to FearlessFreep
[quote]Somewhere, in the deepest circles of Hell, PC Bama is smiling[/quote
MooooAgEweeee !
MooooAgEweeee !
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:26 pm to Defnot Altie
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Head Coach Gene Chizik was the special guest at today’s CPC presentation. Angelica Reyes, Class of 2011, prepared a special PowerPoint highlighting CVM’s learning opportunities and introducing the latest female additions to Auburn’s dairy herd.
“It is an honor to have a cow named after you,” said Reyes. Based on Auburn’s championship football team, the CVM now has a new roster of names. Coach Chizik is shown with cow #106 also known as “Miss Gena” in his honor.
“There is no place like Auburn,” said Coach Chizik. “The passion, the tradition, and the pride. And the reason is because of you – the students, the fans, the family. And,” he added,” that’s without you naming a cow after me!”
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:26 pm to Defnot Altie
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Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:30 pm to FearlessFreep
PC Bama... that’s a name I haven’t heard mentioned in many moons...
Posted on 10/27/20 at 10:56 pm to Defnot Altie
I can tell it's time to go to bed
Posted on 10/27/20 at 11:01 pm to Luke
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PC Bama... that’s a name I haven’t heard mentioned in many moons...
I taught him how to post when he first got started on Scout. For some odd reason, I remember him asking me how to use the private message feature, among other things.
Many years later, he and I and a couple of sympathetic mods worked together to force DD4Bama off the site. DD would later go on to haunt the frick out of TideSports. He dominated that board; they didn't know what to do with him.
This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 10/27/20 at 11:07 pm to jatebe
LSUFreek is very familiar with auburn and their proclivities.
That whole fan-base just really disgusts me. One of the most irritating things about them is their insistence on always explaining to everyone who will listen about the very high level of intelligence they all collectively possess.
Look at me, look at me, I am very, very smart because I come from a hick cow pasture and I'm not country; I'm smart. I'm really from Georgia.
That whole fan-base just really disgusts me. One of the most irritating things about them is their insistence on always explaining to everyone who will listen about the very high level of intelligence they all collectively possess.
Look at me, look at me, I am very, very smart because I come from a hick cow pasture and I'm not country; I'm smart. I'm really from Georgia.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 1:26 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 5:50 am to Defnot Altie
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Few outside of the state of Alabama know the true depths to which auburn fans have sunken at different periods in their history.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:07 am to jatebe
I see Kentucky is involved. The fella holding the cow's reigns has a UK hat on.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:07 am to Defnot Altie
I’m always down for somebody busting Auburn chops if it’s funny. This was just weird and cringy...creative though so I’ll call it 3/10.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:20 am to DonaldDuckworth
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I’m always down for somebody busting Auburn chops if it’s funny. This was just weird and cringy...creative though so I’ll call it 3/10.
It wasn't meant to be funny. It was meant to be weird and creepy because, well, how can having a cow as your homecoming queen not be weird and creepy?
Posted on 10/28/20 at 6:33 am to Defnot Altie
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they just gradually incorporated sexual activities with the cows into their routines.
Wait... everyone doesn't do this??
Posted on 10/28/20 at 7:06 am to Poker Dough
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She looks a lot like most female sidewalk bama fans, you know the type as you married one
See everyone, this auburn fan thinks cows look like women. I told y'all. This is a widespread thing, the cow fricking, among their fan-base. You just don't understand the depths to which it is incorporated into their lifestyles until you have been to Lee County.
This post was edited on 10/28/20 at 7:08 am
Posted on 10/28/20 at 7:30 am to TailbackU
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Wait... everyone doesn't do this??
Everyone in the "auburn fambly" does.
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Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:19 am to Defnot Altie
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Everyone in the "auburn fambly" does.
if you going to use a photoshopped pic you should at least find one that looks halfway real...
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:24 am to Defnot Altie
Was Bessie Gus' mom? That would explain a lot.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:41 am to Defnot Altie
I will give you points for effort. I was a student when this occurred and it was a big joke instigated by the non Greek students. It was very funny. If you like this you should see Bear Bryant’s class photo in the yearbook.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:56 am to Auburn80
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I will give you points for effort. I was a student when this occurred and it was a big joke instigated by the non Greek students. It was very funny. If you like this you should see Bear Bryant’s class photo in the yearbook.
I'll take the points. Joke notwithstanding, a cow was actually the homecoming queen at auburn, so? It's peculiar.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 8:57 am to Whiznot
Gus is elbow deep in the whole cow culture; you can count on that.
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