Coaching changes this year are like a bad soap opera

Ole Miss got the one that Arkansas wanted, but still ended up with Tennessee's sloppy seconds.

Missouri snagged Arkansas's second choice.

Arkansas got Georgia's side piece, and Georgia quickly replaced that with Ole Miss's rejects.

Meanwhile my very own Auburn is flirting with Arkansas's rejects as our side hustle, while still stuck with our main squeeze because of an unfavorable contract.

Florida's is rumored to have wandering eyes for a perceived upgrade but probably the same pay.

Tennessee's had to work overtime polishing the knob to keep from getting kicked to the curb.

Did I miss anyone?