What kind of sick joke is this that we have to play our bowl the same time on the same day an hour away from the menstrating pussies? Now I can't even go drive down to Orlando for NYE to see the fireworks and Christmas lights without being surrounded by my toothless brethren. Most of you don't understand what those people smell like when they're all hopped up on PBR and eggnog. It's going to be a damn fire hazard.

That brings up gripe number 2. We beat Alabama and are ranked higher. Why the frick do they get to go to Orlando? I don't know if there's an actual pecking order between Citrus and Outback, but I do know i would rather be in Orlando than fricking Tampa. They must have called in a favor from UT or something. Total bullshite.

And I swear, if Georgia blows it again to a second tier Big 12 team they should get a 5 year Sugar Bowl ban. Let one of us go enjoy the spotlight for a change instead of constantly shitting the bed on the national stage. You should be embarrassed. How many SEC Shorts were made at your expense this season? fricking shameful. I bet Florida and LSU roll in their NY6 bowls. Lucky fricks, all of you. Well not Tennessee, but y'all get the fricking point.

Damnit!