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Are Oklahoma Sooner fans genetically inferior?
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:52 pm
I was going to school in New Orleans when Oklahoma played Alabama in the Sugar Bowl a couple of years ago. This was my first major interaction with the Oklahoma Sooner fanbase. It was like I died and went to trailer park hell. The mullets and Walmart t-shirt fans were out in full force. Sure, we have the Mississippi schools and Arkansas. We have the jort wearing Florida Gators. But every SEC fanbase at least has alumni that are respectable. Even the Oklahoma alums were creatures. I saw a 50 year old Oklahoma woman piss her pants because she was tired of waiting in line for the bathroom. This fanbase is more animal than human. And their leader, Baker Mayfield, perfectly exemplifies that school and fanbase.
Is this why the University of Texas believes that they are better than everyone else? Is it because they compare themselves to the likes of Oklahoma and other similar schools in the Big 12? I would develop a sense of superiority as well if I had to interact with these degenerates every year.
Is this why the University of Texas believes that they are better than everyone else? Is it because they compare themselves to the likes of Oklahoma and other similar schools in the Big 12? I would develop a sense of superiority as well if I had to interact with these degenerates every year.
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Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:55 pm to ZeusStamos
Those born in Oklahoma or to parents with majority Okie blood possess a genetic makeup that looks alien to the rest of us. Extra chromosomes all over the place. So yes
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:57 pm to ZeusStamos
After 522 failed attempts you finally posted something funny. Have an upvote!
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:58 pm to ZeusStamos
Ok. I admit it. This is your best, and funniest thread! 
Posted on 12/27/17 at 2:59 pm to ZeusStamos
Not sure why you included "Ms schools" but most of our fans are alums because we do not garner the trailer trash bandwagoners like other schools. I can only imagine they couldn't handle New Orleans like most first timers. Growing up only an hour away and being there several times I've seen it every trip... drunk arse out of towners living it up. Now I find it hard to believe the gump fans were any better.
This is no way excuses anyone from losing their shite on Bourbon St but it could also be that midwest states like Oklahoma and Kansas absolutely are shitholes that no one wants to be in. I stayed in Kansas for a week for a tournament and swore I'd never go back.
This is no way excuses anyone from losing their shite on Bourbon St but it could also be that midwest states like Oklahoma and Kansas absolutely are shitholes that no one wants to be in. I stayed in Kansas for a week for a tournament and swore I'd never go back.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:00 pm to ZeusStamos
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The mullets and Walmart t-shirt fans were out in full force. Sure, we have the Mississippi schools
Bama bangs are the preferred coif for MSU and OM fans.
And MS has less WalMarts than every SEC state except South Carolina.
Good Day to You, Sir!
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:01 pm to ZeusStamos
Ja, Sie sind Untermensch.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:02 pm to ZeusStamos
I think it’s more of a personality disorder.
Combine that with the state’s dusty history—literally and figuratively—and you end up with nuthin’ but drought.
They’re just kinda there ... stuck in the middle.
Combine that with the state’s dusty history—literally and figuratively—and you end up with nuthin’ but drought.
They’re just kinda there ... stuck in the middle.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:09 pm to ZeusStamos
Georgia rednecks have evolved into looking like Eugene Oregon feral hippies
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:14 pm to ZeusStamos
the native oklahomans are about as backwoods as it gets. the other half of their student body are rich kids from dallas suburbs that are about as uppity as it gets. really not sure which is worse
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:28 pm to ZeusStamos
This all depends on how you would classify genetically inferior. If one's genetics allows you to consume more corn and other grains in one sitting than say your average human does that make you inferior or superior? its going to be cold as F*** this weekend so one might argue that having superior fat storing skills could be seen as a superior genetic trait because it helps keep you warm.
This post was edited on 12/27/17 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:34 pm to ZeusStamos
I’ve known a handful of Okies through the years..and all were weird in one way or another...I mean not Aggie weird...but pretty damned weird
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:35 pm to ZeusStamos
I can't label them all but there has been one in particular trolling this board the last couple weeks that comes across as a total douchebag.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:42 pm to ZeusStamos
Posted on 12/27/17 at 3:46 pm to ZeusStamos
The fan base threads are always great. Some of them Oklahoma girls have corn fed titties tho. I’d take that over delusional UGA fans that think they have been relevant the last thirty years.
But honestly, every fan base has some degenerates to go along with some great folk. If you can’t find them, that’s on you.
But honestly, every fan base has some degenerates to go along with some great folk. If you can’t find them, that’s on you.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 4:10 pm to ZeusStamos
I was at that game. Sooner fans look very inbred.
Posted on 12/27/17 at 4:11 pm to ZeusStamos
Posted on 12/27/17 at 4:14 pm to ZeusStamos
"Are Oklahoma Sooner fans genetically inferior?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT!
Posted on 12/28/17 at 12:04 am to ZeusStamos
'We' always thought the southern SEC schools felt inferior to northern schools because of the stereotypical southern redneck persona that they tease them over. No doubt due in part to the infamous 'twang' in their dialects and generally being considered less intelligent than than the northern states.
OTOH, I cannot dispute what you say about Oklahoma , as we too have our share of those types. But we also have people that aren't that way at all.
OTOH, I cannot dispute what you say about Oklahoma , as we too have our share of those types. But we also have people that aren't that way at all.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 12:59 am to ZeusStamos
OU fans are white trash and assorted drunk Indians.
Toby Keith is their honorary mascot.
Toby Keith is their honorary mascot.
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