re: What would CBB have to do to be called "Bret"?

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One of the following*:

Win 10 games
Beat Bama
Sign a top 15 class
Beat Aggie, LSU, and Auburn in the same year

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These are all good ones. Signing a top 15 class would be great, but it's lower on my list of priorities right now given that his recruiting has been solid.

My priority list would be winning 10 games, beating A&M/LSU/Auburn in the same year, and then beating Bama. Knowing Bert's penchant for roller coaster seasons, we'd beat Bama and then promptly lose to Vandy the next week.

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*Must not have had a Toledo-esque or 50-point-loss embarrassment within the past calendar year.

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Forget a calendar year, these are never acceptable under any circumstance for a Razorback football coach. As someone on another board put it, after the Auburn embarrassment last year, he'll be known as Bert henceforth until he wins the SEC or 10 regular season games.