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Bret Bielema says hes a better coach than Nick Saban

Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:45 pm
Posted by AU24
Toomers Corner
Member since Dec 2014
4523 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:45 pm


Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11426 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:46 pm to
Bert is fat
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21612 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:47 pm to
3 straight Rose Bowls.

eta: Bert was the splitting image of Rob Riggle about 100 lbs ago.
This post was edited on 7/15/17 at 5:48 pm
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72248 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:47 pm to
Dem rose bowls though.
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:48 pm to
BB took over a program in very good shape. Saban did not at MSU
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
2408 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:48 pm to
Interesting quote. Unfortunately for the fat guy, there is a larger sample to compare than just Big Ten records.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72248 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:49 pm to
But doesn't mention he took over for Alvarez and Saban inherited a probation riddled Michigan State.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37569 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:50 pm to
He's such a fat prick
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20619 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:55 pm to
Cheers, Bert!

Now show us a comparison of their SEC records...

ETA - I'll do it for him.

Saban:

162 wins 35 losses.
10 Division championships
7 Conference championships
5 National championships
4-0 record head to head
Outscored Bert 142-57

Bert the Conquered:
25 wins 26 losses
0 Division championships
0 Conference championships
0 National championships
0-4 record head to head
Average margin of loss 22 points

This post was edited on 7/15/17 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
57359 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 5:56 pm to
That quote is literally from years ago.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3478 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:00 pm to
""...and my wife says my wee wee makes her top 100 list."
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
7008 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:08 pm to
Did he say it in German?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24546 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:09 pm to
I know Bert Bielema. He's fat as frick. That is not Bert Bielema.
Posted by boweswi05
birmingham
Member since Aug 2016
5677 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Bret Bielema says hes a better coach than Nick Saban


I can say i'm black from the waist down but don't make it true.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70932 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:14 pm to
he's such a frickin douche
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40907 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:23 pm to
Welcome to 2012.
Posted by AlaCrimsonTide06
Alabama
Member since May 2016
87 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:24 pm to
lol this guy really wants his team to get a beat down. Ok ok.. time to ROLL him up and destroy Arkansas!!

Roll Tide!!
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:40 pm to
Just because Bert is Ofer against Saban and has a losing SEC record can you really say he isn't a better coach than Saban?

Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:56 pm to
Saban is really gonna whip his arse now, not that he hasn't been, but damn that's a stupid thing to say. Funny bet didn't bring up the head to head record though lol.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23887 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:29 pm to
Bert is a better B1G coach than Saban. So is Urbz.

But Saban kicks/kicked their asses in the SEC.
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