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Florida will never be an elite football program again
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:42 pm
Florida will never be elite again because:
1. Urban Meyer isn't there to let criminals roam free
2. Jim McElwain is too busy straddling Sharks naked
3. Jim McElwain looks like a beaver
4. Florida can't stop instate recruits from going to better options in Florida like Miami or Florida State
5. They pu$$y out of games against mediocre at best programs like LSU
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1. Urban Meyer isn't there to let criminals roam free
2. Jim McElwain is too busy straddling Sharks naked
3. Jim McElwain looks like a beaver
4. Florida can't stop instate recruits from going to better options in Florida like Miami or Florida State
5. They pu$$y out of games against mediocre at best programs like LSU
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Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:43 pm to ClayAguayo
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Jim McElwain looks like a beaver
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:44 pm to ClayAguayo
Dis gon be good
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:46 pm to ClayAguayo
More talent within 200 miles of Gainsville than any SEC School. Just need the right coach.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:46 pm to ClayAguayo
Mediocre at best? 
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:47 pm to ClayAguayo
ForeverSalty in 3...2...
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:49 pm to ClayAguayo
Jim McElwain showed us all what beaver on shark action would look like. I still haven't recovered.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:52 pm to ClayAguayo
We kicked their arse all day in that game. If Orgeron makes the right call, Florida loses.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 5:57 pm to ClayAguayo
6.Joey Freshwater coaching right down the road.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:27 pm to ClayAguayo
They need the GOAT back for them to win a natty, aka Tim TeGOAT
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:31 pm to ClayAguayo
Such bold statements. You will eat those words sooner than you think. 
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:32 pm to ClayAguayo
Miami's a better option than Florida? Wat.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:40 pm to ClayAguayo
1990-2008 was just an outlier for them.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:48 pm to ClayAguayo
Dumb thread
Posted on 5/29/17 at 6:57 pm to ClayAguayo
Never? I mean theoretically time is infinite, so untill the apocolypse happens, fooball will be around for thousands of years.
Perspective man
Perspective man
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:04 pm to ClayAguayo
Thread was funnier than I expected, but they'll definitely be back one day.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:04 pm to ClayAguayo
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Florida will never be elite again because: 1. Urban Meyer isn't there to let criminals roam free 2. Jim McElwain is too busy straddling Sharks naked 3. Jim McElwain looks like a beaver 4. Florida can't stop instate recruits from going to better options in Florida like Miami or Florida State
Yeah!!!
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against mediocre at best programs like LSU
Ye!! Wait a minute.
Hey. frick you.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:07 pm to ClayAguayo
No undefeated seasons
Smh
Smh
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:16 pm to ClayAguayo
I know you are bored and just trolling but the same thing was said about Alabama
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:17 pm to ClayAguayo
That's just goofy. Other than Alabama, UF and UGA will probably win more SEC titles in the next 25 or however many years than any other SEC team.
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 7:19 pm
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