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re: The Quagmire that is Texas A&M
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:56 am to agswin
Posted on 12/1/16 at 8:56 am to agswin
And therein lies the quagmire that makes Aggie Aggie:
You confuse being ridiculed with being noteworthy. Would you consider laughing at Gomer Pyle, for example, to mean that he "lives in our heads rent free?"
Everyone enjoys laughing at your school, program, and fan base because it all invites such constant ridicule. Your unapologetic and totally misplaced self importance is a riot and makes for fun discourse, especially when you all come out of the woodwork after one (ONE) season with some respectable results.
Like look at Ole Sarge. He totally believes that A&M is the flagship school in Texas. That's hilarious, not because it's just so obviously untrue, but because you can tell he actually believes it.
Like Jelly of the Month, Aggies are the gift that keeps giving.
Carry on.
You confuse being ridiculed with being noteworthy. Would you consider laughing at Gomer Pyle, for example, to mean that he "lives in our heads rent free?"
Everyone enjoys laughing at your school, program, and fan base because it all invites such constant ridicule. Your unapologetic and totally misplaced self importance is a riot and makes for fun discourse, especially when you all come out of the woodwork after one (ONE) season with some respectable results.
Like look at Ole Sarge. He totally believes that A&M is the flagship school in Texas. That's hilarious, not because it's just so obviously untrue, but because you can tell he actually believes it.
Like Jelly of the Month, Aggies are the gift that keeps giving.
Carry on.
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 8:57 am
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:04 am to bigbopper
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Your unapologetic and totally misplaced self importance
This may be unfair. A&M is a solid academic school and a top tier research university. It is important in the areas that should make a university important.
A&M's failings in football, not nearly as important as academics, are self made because of their weird and off-putting culture. The fact that they refuse to divorce themselves from the strangeness, and actually embrace the most disturbing parts of this strangeness, is what will keep their fanbase from enjoying a national title in their lifetimes.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:04 am to bigbopper
We are your daddy
and you don't get it, EVERYBODY is laughing at YOU
and you don't get it, EVERYBODY is laughing at YOU
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:06 am to CharlotteSooner
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martini glass didn't come with "water" in it.
There are 4 glasses near the blurry black man in the blurry pic, but the one that's furthest from him must be his? Racist klanhorn, you are.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:07 am to bigbopper
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And therein lies the quagmire that makes Aggie Aggie:
You confuse being ridiculed with being noteworthy.
Truest 2 sentences ever in The Rant.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:13 am to SmokeTide
They are soft. Texas high school football is soft. Did you not see the video of LSU then then Aggots going through the gauntlet drill?
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:16 am to Spindicus Lofrus
Our little bro in Austin has become a commuter school, 80% of its graduates leave the state of Texas
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:18 am to SmokeTide
Why does this shite show of a thread deserve 10 pages
Call the mods
Call the mods
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:23 am to Grizzly_Bears
Because our poor horn little brothers cannot let us go
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:39 am to Old Sarge
Old Sarge has to be one of the most delusional people to ever form a sentence. Who keeps letting this guy out of the rest home?
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:51 am to Boomer00
You are a racist and your obsession with your big brother Aggie is off the charts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:53 am to bigbopper
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These are a people whose entire history is as fictitious
You mean as fictitious as stating that a school with maybe 30 members in its entire ROTC program commissions more officers than a school who averages 250 commissions each year group?
Or is it as fictitious as claiming that someone in the military who posts on this forum is "stealing bandwidth from Soldiers in Afghanistan"?
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 9:55 am
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:56 am to r2d2
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And therein lies the quagmire that makes Aggie Aggie:
You confuse being ridiculed with being noteworthy.
Truest 2 sentences ever in The Rant.
Oh they know they're being ridiculed. The false bravado ties in with the "loose facts" of Aggy traditions & thin skin is first cousin to being soft.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:58 am to OldSchoolHorn
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& thin skin is first cousin to being soft.
Spoken from a fan of a school whose members consider a "horn's down" hand motion on par with a racial slur.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:58 am to CGSC Lobotomy
You aren't a military school. Less than half of your fake "corps" will ever spend a day in the service.
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 9:59 am
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:59 am to OldSchoolHorn
aTm is a soft diploma mill
70% plus acceptance rate to those applying is a joke
70% plus acceptance rate to those applying is a joke
Posted on 12/1/16 at 9:59 am to bigbopper
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Care to respond?
About 40% of the Corps commissions.
When you combine that with the two units composed of prior service veterans and those who enlist in the reserves while they are in school, the number is closer to 60%.
Here's another fun fact: Due to federal law there are only three colleges who can commission every single person that attends...and even the academies have about a 25% attrition rate.
Do I have to keep Mutombo-ing your arse?
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 10:04 am
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:00 am to Grizzly_Bears
quote:Sorry I need to start a troll thread I guess, maybe if people actually make threads people can actually respond to and debate instead of fishing.
Why does this shite show of a thread deserve 10 pages
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:08 am to CGSC Lobotomy
40% serve. 60% are playing dress up. Adorable.
A&M is not a military school.
A&M is not a military school.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 10:09 am to SmokeTide
As long as the admins let the poor horns that pose as OU, Kentucky, Ect. Fans share their obsession filled anger here it won't change
pooor horn cannot leave his big brother alone
pooor horn cannot leave his big brother alone
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