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Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:18 pm to lestertheghost
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:18 pm to lestertheghost
This thread would go away if it wasn't for you poor racist horns obsessing over your bigger, richer, older brother Aggie
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:19 pm to Spindicus Lofrus
Vince young still cannot read at a 6th grade level 
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:32 pm to Old Sarge
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This thread would go away if it wasn't for you poor racist horns obsessing over your bigger, richer, older brother Aggie
Can we just start calling Old Sarge "Fredo"?
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:43 pm to OldSchoolHorn
sorry klanhorn, you are what you are. you are just another Texas Tech in the big scheme of things
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:44 pm to OldSchoolHorn
He reminds me more of the military obsessed neighbor guy in American Beauty who kills Kevin Spacey at the end for not returning his kiss.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:46 pm to bigbopper
Ole Sarge when the Aggies lost their sixth straight to LSU.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:50 pm to bigbopper
You bastard, I've never seen that movie and have always intended to. Frick 
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:57 pm to PhilipMarlowe
Updated:
An Aggy timeline of LSU obsession:
January 2011: Our former NFL head coach is going to destroy your mediocre team. SEC *spits* You don't have a speed or skill advantage. We have Texas Recruits.
2012: Our Heisman trophy candidate quarterback is going to embarass you. LSU can't come in to Kyle and get a win. LSU hasn't won at Kyle in two decades. Your offense is garbage. We have a Big 12 offense and a defense that can hold up against Big 12 offenses. We've come a long way since the Florida game, and you guys aren't Florida.
2013: LSU is garbage. Your defense is depleted and your offense can't keep up with John fricking Football. Death Valley isn't anything compared to Kyle. We will embarrass you.
2014: Your team is overrated. You can't win at Kyle on Thanksgiving. You are one dimensional and even our defense can stop a run attack when we know that is all you can do.
February 2015:
Translation:
Just be aware that if we ever beat you, it will be devastating because we never beat you. In a way, we've really just been setting you up for a big time defeat at some later time.
Aggy became Mississippi State so gradually I barely even noticed.
November 2015:
Translation, sure we can't ever beat them but look how much they like to beat us. Anyone can beat us, but they still like it.
June 2016
Though LSU beating aggy is a tradition, we force you to play on Thanksgiving!
September 2016
It is announced that this year will be the last year that LSU and aggy will play on Thanksgiving anywhere.
December 2016
Aggy is thumping their chest that LSU hired a guy they couldn't beat at home and let put up 54 points on them. For LSU, that's like 64,000 points.
The moral victories are becoming more random and smaller. We've just about beaten the last resistance out of them.
An Aggy timeline of LSU obsession:
January 2011: Our former NFL head coach is going to destroy your mediocre team. SEC *spits* You don't have a speed or skill advantage. We have Texas Recruits.
2012: Our Heisman trophy candidate quarterback is going to embarass you. LSU can't come in to Kyle and get a win. LSU hasn't won at Kyle in two decades. Your offense is garbage. We have a Big 12 offense and a defense that can hold up against Big 12 offenses. We've come a long way since the Florida game, and you guys aren't Florida.
2013: LSU is garbage. Your defense is depleted and your offense can't keep up with John fricking Football. Death Valley isn't anything compared to Kyle. We will embarrass you.
2014: Your team is overrated. You can't win at Kyle on Thanksgiving. You are one dimensional and even our defense can stop a run attack when we know that is all you can do.
February 2015:
quote:
Spirit Of Aggieland
If you build yourself too big of a bubble, it's going to hurt worse when that bubble bursts
Translation:
Just be aware that if we ever beat you, it will be devastating because we never beat you. In a way, we've really just been setting you up for a big time defeat at some later time.
Aggy became Mississippi State so gradually I barely even noticed.
November 2015:
quote:
TexAgChill
Les Miles was carried out on the shoulder of players like he won the Super Bowl. Miles said Joe Alleva didn't tell him he would keep his job until they beat us. Without this game, Miles is fired and LSU is going in a different direction. Whatever LSU status quo is, we kept it in motion. Bama, Ole Miss, and Arky fans owe us some gratitude. We are their Super Bowl. Since we joined the SEC, we are LSU's greatest accomplishment.
Translation, sure we can't ever beat them but look how much they like to beat us. Anyone can beat us, but they still like it.
June 2016
Though LSU beating aggy is a tradition, we force you to play on Thanksgiving!
September 2016
It is announced that this year will be the last year that LSU and aggy will play on Thanksgiving anywhere.
December 2016
Aggy is thumping their chest that LSU hired a guy they couldn't beat at home and let put up 54 points on them. For LSU, that's like 64,000 points.
The moral victories are becoming more random and smaller. We've just about beaten the last resistance out of them.
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:39 pm to therick711
Didn't read any of that 
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:42 pm to SmokeTide
T6 A&M needs to cut ties with Sumlin and hire Kiiffin to be their HC.
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:50 pm to TbirdSpur2010
The fact that he went to all that trouble
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:50 pm to Old Sarge
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sorry klanhorn, you are what you are. you are just another Texas Tech in the big scheme of things
Tech actually beat Kansas this year so no.
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:04 pm to VonDaMan
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:13 pm to Old Sarge
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:43 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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bopper posted this ON THE SAME PAGE as the one where he himself posted a creepy stalker pic.
Holy shite
You know, it is a damn shame. Given his lack of self awareness he could have been a great Aggie. I blame his parents.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 4:39 pm to Old Sarge
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Vince young still cannot read at a 6th grade level
Please. You are insulting 5th graders.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 4:49 pm to agswin
The sips take the line from a well-known Christmas song, "Don we now our gay apparel" WAAAY too literally.
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