re: Your best wife story

A billion years ago my first wife asked me why pecan trees were planted in a straight line at exactly the same distance apart. I told her that if pecan trees were any closer their roots would grab each other and actually pull one another back into the ground. The subject was never mentioned again..and of course I forgot about it.

Fast forward 25 years and I get a very embarrassed and irate ex-wife calling me and fussing that she explained this to a group of peers at work.......