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Alabama fans, tell us about your little brother Auburn
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:52 am
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:52 am
Starting with why he is so beta and insecure?
I'll list your helpful answers here as you post them:
Why our little brother Auburn is so insecure:
I'll list your helpful answers here as you post them:
Why our little brother Auburn is so insecure:
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They have a severe victim complex.
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frick Auburn
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They stank. And I hate 'em.
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They believe the REC/BAMA has kept them from fulfilling their rightful destiny.
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They didn't even have a game thread on this board Saturday because they are so weird. "The Fambly" is Steven King's next novel.
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The fact that Bama has the success it has effected their view of their place in college football. 7-4. 6-6 at their best.
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They are frustrated by that inability to be consistently good. That's what it boils down to really. Has some, but not much, to do with comparisons to others.
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I never thought the "little brother" was the right term for them. "Twisted sister" seems more appropriate.
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To go along with the insecurity there is lots of delusion. .
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..It is always about "if only" and wait til next year. When they do have a voodoo victory, i.e. "Punt Bama Punt." "Camback," "Kick 6" they hold on to the moment forever, especially when those type of games are followed by arse kickings....and they generally are.
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We all wish our mother had swallowed the little brother(Auburn)!
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They're a cult. They drive themselves crazy with Bama rage. They're a thorn in our side. Bama lives to win championships, Auburn lives to beat Bama
This post was edited on 9/12/16 at 1:15 pm
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Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:54 am to Old Sarge
You should probably consider keeping the script A, you're going to want it permanently after Saturday.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:55 am to Old Sarge
Wouldn't it be easier to just ask Texas fans about your fanbase?
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:00 am to Old Sarge
Jesus this post. Why do I waste time on this god-forsaken site.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:02 am to Old Sarge
They have a severe victim complex.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:02 am to Old Sarge
frick Auburn
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:08 am to Old Sarge
They stank. And I hate 'em.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:30 am to Old Sarge
OMG my real daddy left me so you're my surrogate father please pay attention to me!!!
-A&M
-A&M
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:34 am to Old Sarge
They didn't even have a game thread on this board Saturday because they are so weird.
"The Fambly" is Steven King's next novel.
"The Fambly" is Steven King's next novel.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 9:17 am to Old Sarge
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The fact that Bama has the success it has effected their view of their place in college football.
This post was edited on 9/12/16 at 9:18 am
Posted on 9/12/16 at 9:27 am to Old Sarge
Imagine if Texas A&M had nationally relevant team success in recent, or even just modern times. Now imagine if instead of a fake homoerotic army the A&M campus was crawling with dime-piece sorority girls in sun dresses, and beautiful female cheerleaders in the sideline instead of gay milkmen.
That's what it's like to be an Auburn fan.
That's what it's like to be an Auburn fan.
This post was edited on 9/12/16 at 9:28 am
Posted on 9/12/16 at 9:41 am to Old Sarge
These quotes and facts show the pure education of Alabama fans and how they portray their football team. We understand that Auburn is obviously not the powerhouse of the state, but at least the fanbase has at least a lick of knowledge. Whenever Saban retires, then you guys are doomed.
This post was edited on 9/12/16 at 9:42 am
Posted on 9/12/16 at 9:41 am to Old Sarge
They are a solid program historically, but haven't reached that elite level we all desire. Their very strong seasons have been sporadic, and surrounded by average/mediocre seasons. They are frustrated by that inability to be consistently good. That's what it boils down to really. Has some, but not much, to do with comparisons to others.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 11:46 am to Old Sarge
I am baffled by the constant dick-riding of Bama by so many A&M posters.
If my school had given some other school Bear Bryant, and gotten Dennis Franchione in return, I would be thoroughly PO'ed at them in perpetuity.
Must be some kind of Stockholm Syndrome or other mental disorder.
Too bad. I met lots of Aggies when I was in the Army and mostly thought they were good guys. Maybe it's just the younger generation.
If my school had given some other school Bear Bryant, and gotten Dennis Franchione in return, I would be thoroughly PO'ed at them in perpetuity.
Must be some kind of Stockholm Syndrome or other mental disorder.
Too bad. I met lots of Aggies when I was in the Army and mostly thought they were good guys. Maybe it's just the younger generation.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 11:57 am to Old Sarge
I wouldn't be shocked if Auburn fails to score this weekend.
Posted on 9/12/16 at 12:53 pm to Old Sarge
They're a cult. They drive themselves crazy with Bama rage. They're a thorn in our side. Bama lives to win championships, Auburn lives to beat Bama
Posted on 9/12/16 at 1:17 pm to Old Sarge
Drive til you smell it, walk til you step in it.
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