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so let me tell you about my week so far
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:47 pm
so monday night i'm chilling at home and i get a call from this girl i know and she wants to come over. im like okay. she comes over we watching netflix and shite. this bat shite crazy black chick i used to mess around with until i found out she was crazy just pops up at my house at 3am. long story short she had no place to go so i let her in, her BF kicked her out. i should have taken notice lol.
anyway, i work from home and she wouldn't the frick up so by like 7am i 'm like you got to go lol. she's like i need money for a hotel room i'm like well that's not my problem. she was like i'm not leaving until you give me money.i said watch lol so i called the police lol.
so she leaves then like 2 hours later some dude knocks on my door saying i owe her money. i'm like dude frick off. 2 minutes later a brick is thrown through my window. i'm like dude i don't even know who the frick you are lol. so I call the police again and file a report and a restraining order. all is well. never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.
so today i'm working like normal, i get a knock on the door, I think it's the ATT people because I called them as i'm having landline phone issues, big white guy at the door. i open it AND THE DUDE THAT THREW THE BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOWS BARGES IN MY HOUSE. to make a long story short, i had about 300 in cash on me they took that and tried to get me to go to the ATM but when we got outside i screamed for the dude next door to call 911 and they took off. So now they looking for the dude for armed robbery and attempted kidnapping.
paking my shite, going to an extended stay hotel for a month until I sell this place
tl:dr frick black women
anyway, i work from home and she wouldn't the frick up so by like 7am i 'm like you got to go lol. she's like i need money for a hotel room i'm like well that's not my problem. she was like i'm not leaving until you give me money.i said watch lol so i called the police lol.
so she leaves then like 2 hours later some dude knocks on my door saying i owe her money. i'm like dude frick off. 2 minutes later a brick is thrown through my window. i'm like dude i don't even know who the frick you are lol. so I call the police again and file a report and a restraining order. all is well. never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.
so today i'm working like normal, i get a knock on the door, I think it's the ATT people because I called them as i'm having landline phone issues, big white guy at the door. i open it AND THE DUDE THAT THREW THE BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOWS BARGES IN MY HOUSE. to make a long story short, i had about 300 in cash on me they took that and tried to get me to go to the ATM but when we got outside i screamed for the dude next door to call 911 and they took off. So now they looking for the dude for armed robbery and attempted kidnapping.
paking my shite, going to an extended stay hotel for a month until I sell this place
tl:dr frick black women
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:52 pm to vengeanceofrain
You knew she was crazy, but you let her in. That's on you dude.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:53 pm to vengeanceofrain
Wow
So she started turning tricks and told her pimp you were a john? Then when she didn't walk out in the morning with any cash she told the pimp you refused to pay for services
That sum it up?
So she started turning tricks and told her pimp you were a john? Then when she didn't walk out in the morning with any cash she told the pimp you refused to pay for services
That sum it up?
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:54 pm to vengeanceofrain
Holy shite. That's one reason I always own at least one big dog.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:07 pm to vengeanceofrain
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tl:dr frick black women
because white women aren't crazy? You must be some push over for them to hit you 3 times lol
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:07 pm to vengeanceofrain
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tl:dr frick black women
Seems like this should say "DONT frick black women"
Also if this shite happened to me homeboy would be dead
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:08 pm to vengeanceofrain
I don't open the door for people i don't recognize unless i have a gun in hand
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:23 pm to vengeanceofrain
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never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:43 pm to vengeanceofrain
This is what white knighting for women does for you.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:55 pm to vengeanceofrain
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tl:dr frick black women
Crazy pussy comes in every color.
Blee dat.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 4:11 pm to vengeanceofrain
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never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.
Just ask for an extension. They're usually pretty understanding if you let them know it's because your prostitute is crazy.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 6:22 pm to vengeanceofrain
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This post was edited on 8/19/16 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 7/21/16 at 6:29 pm to vengeanceofrain
Why didn't you kick their asses? That's what I would've done.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 6:57 pm to vengeanceofrain
How old are you lol I haven't lol seen so many lol's in my lol life
Lol.
Lol.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 9:40 pm to vengeanceofrain
You say lol too much, lol.
Also that's not a black woman probl. Sounds like a crazy meth or crack whore problem.
Also that's not a black woman probl. Sounds like a crazy meth or crack whore problem.
Posted on 7/21/16 at 9:48 pm to vengeanceofrain
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paking my shite, going to an extended stay hotel for a month until I sell this place
You mean until you meet another trash arse woman who will use you?
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tl:dr frick trashy
Posted on 7/22/16 at 1:41 am to vengeanceofrain
You sound really really really really trashy.GFY
Posted on 7/22/16 at 7:38 am to vengeanceofrain
So you plowed a likely drug addicted hooker
Better go get a pecker swab homeboy
Better go get a pecker swab homeboy
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