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so let me tell you about my week so far

Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:47 pm
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:47 pm
so monday night i'm chilling at home and i get a call from this girl i know and she wants to come over. im like okay. she comes over we watching netflix and shite. this bat shite crazy black chick i used to mess around with until i found out she was crazy just pops up at my house at 3am. long story short she had no place to go so i let her in, her BF kicked her out. i should have taken notice lol.


anyway, i work from home and she wouldn't the frick up so by like 7am i 'm like you got to go lol. she's like i need money for a hotel room i'm like well that's not my problem. she was like i'm not leaving until you give me money.i said watch lol so i called the police lol.

so she leaves then like 2 hours later some dude knocks on my door saying i owe her money. i'm like dude frick off. 2 minutes later a brick is thrown through my window. i'm like dude i don't even know who the frick you are lol. so I call the police again and file a report and a restraining order. all is well. never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.


so today i'm working like normal, i get a knock on the door, I think it's the ATT people because I called them as i'm having landline phone issues, big white guy at the door. i open it AND THE DUDE THAT THREW THE BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOWS BARGES IN MY HOUSE. to make a long story short, i had about 300 in cash on me they took that and tried to get me to go to the ATM but when we got outside i screamed for the dude next door to call 911 and they took off. So now they looking for the dude for armed robbery and attempted kidnapping.


paking my shite, going to an extended stay hotel for a month until I sell this place


tl:dr frick black women
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24190 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:52 pm to
You knew she was crazy, but you let her in. That's on you dude.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55447 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:53 pm to
Wow

So she started turning tricks and told her pimp you were a john? Then when she didn't walk out in the morning with any cash she told the pimp you refused to pay for services

That sum it up?
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30571 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:53 pm to
yikes
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49682 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 2:54 pm to
Holy shite. That's one reason I always own at least one big dog.
Posted by Mansa Musa
Member since Feb 2016
197 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

tl:dr frick black women

because white women aren't crazy? You must be some push over for them to hit you 3 times lol
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96011 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

tl:dr frick black women

Seems like this should say "DONT frick black women"

Also if this shite happened to me homeboy would be dead
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:08 pm to
I don't open the door for people i don't recognize unless i have a gun in hand
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.






Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:43 pm to
This is what white knighting for women does for you.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

tl:dr frick black women


Crazy pussy comes in every color.

Blee dat.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20621 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

never mind the fact i had a project due yesterday and my anxiety is worked up so bad I can't work.


Just ask for an extension. They're usually pretty understanding if you let them know it's because your prostitute is crazy.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1180 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 6:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/19/16 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 6:29 pm to
Why didn't you kick their asses? That's what I would've done.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
Member since Aug 2011
17833 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 6:57 pm to
How old are you lol I haven't lol seen so many lol's in my lol life





Lol.
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 9:40 pm to
You say lol too much, lol.

Also that's not a black woman probl. Sounds like a crazy meth or crack whore problem.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99247 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

paking my shite, going to an extended stay hotel for a month until I sell this place


You mean until you meet another trash arse woman who will use you?

quote:

tl:dr frick trashy
Posted by cincyykid
in a swamp far far away
Member since Mar 2016
1302 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 1:41 am to
You sound really really really really trashy.GFY
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70933 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 7:38 am to
So you plowed a likely drug addicted hooker

Better go get a pecker swab homeboy
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