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Time to laugh at Auburn and Tennessee's failed seasons & underachievement
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:29 am
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:29 am
Us Alabama fans ask 3 simple questions to anyone who claims to be a Bama fan because we like to know who our true brothers and sisters are simply because we're part of the greatest brother and sisterhood on Earth - Alabama Fans - and we have no time for posers.
A long time when I first became a Bama fan I was asked the following three questions. Please review my responses and feel free to let me know if I answered every question appropriately:
1. Which school sucks more dick, Kansas or Auburn? Have you ever driven across Kansas? Regardless, Auburn dudes eat cock with each meal and gargle cum just before bed...
2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
3. What is the most irritating fight song in college football? All I can tell you is that when my bro and I went to the Tennessee game in Knoxville last year, we left that game hoping to God that a meteor lands on a packed Neyland during Rocky Top...
ROLL TIDE!
A long time when I first became a Bama fan I was asked the following three questions. Please review my responses and feel free to let me know if I answered every question appropriately:
1. Which school sucks more dick, Kansas or Auburn? Have you ever driven across Kansas? Regardless, Auburn dudes eat cock with each meal and gargle cum just before bed...
2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
3. What is the most irritating fight song in college football? All I can tell you is that when my bro and I went to the Tennessee game in Knoxville last year, we left that game hoping to God that a meteor lands on a packed Neyland during Rocky Top...
ROLL TIDE!
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 8:44 am
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:30 am to mizzoukills
Yeah, that hasn't been done yet. I feel like this is a violation of the safe space that your university has enacted.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:35 am to mizzoukills
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2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:37 am to mizzoukills
Do not lump VOLS in with that dumpster fire on the plains.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:40 am to mizzoukills
How many auburn fans have you killed?
How many people?
Why?
How many people?
Why?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:04 am to mizzoukills
This would be mildly funny if I were 10, but I'm not so this is a childish thread.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:13 am to mizzoukills
Keep up the good work, kills.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:14 am
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:35 am to mizzoukills
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Tennessee (9-3)
Serraneaux- 9-3
rockytop627- 9-3
TRUERockyTop- 8-4
ButchGetsIt- 8-4
Collins10- 8-4
VFL1800FPD- 9-3
Robert Goulet- 8-4
CedarVol- 8-4
VolSack89- 9-3
madmaxvol- 8-4
NorthGAVol- 9-3
BigOrangeBri- 8-4
BIGFOOD- 9-3
UTodd98- 10-2
SavageOrangeJug- 8-4
PhatPhil- 12-0
Legendary0903- 9-3
MID_TN_VOL- 9-3
tennvol- 10-2
Dr._Jimes_Tooper- 8-4
Ericvol2096- 9-3
Vols&Shaft83- 8-4
BigOrangeVols- 9-3
LINK
Seems like most of the Tennessee fans predicted their team would finish right where it did.
Auburn fans however...
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Auburn (10.5-1.5)
AU24- 12-0
Pettifogger- 10-2
DuncanIdaho- 9-3
AUTigerNOLA- 10-2
Pavoloco83- 11-1
NorthGwinnettTiger- 11-1
TheJones- 11-1
TheMightyTerrier- 9-3
iceman5- 10-2
JamalSanders- 11-1
Johnny Ringo- 11-1
GaTiger77- 11-1
boddagetta- 11-1
auzach91- 10-2
SECdragonmaster- 11-1
TDuck2004- 10-2
konjis1- 11-1
BUCKMSTR7399- 10-2
The Nino- 9-3
FearlessFreep- 10-2
Swoopin- 10-2
BoomNation- 9-3
ChexMix- 12-0
WareagleTD- 11-1
DannyB- 11-1
AU_251- 12-0
mulletproof- 11-1
BoCam2- 11-1
The Breeze- 12-0
LanierSpots- 10-2
allin2010- 10-2
WDE24- 9-3
TTsTowel- 9-3
AubieG- 10-2
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:41 am to mizzoukills
Being an Alabama fan sounds cool. Tell me more.
I didn't attend the University of Alabama. Can I still join the club?
Also, what's up with the elephant? And to what does the crimson tide refer?
I'll hang up and listen...
I didn't attend the University of Alabama. Can I still join the club?
Also, what's up with the elephant? And to what does the crimson tide refer?
I'll hang up and listen...
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:04 am to mizzoukills
As I told Mizzou fans before the recent game, get your laughs in while you can! All good things must come to an end....
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:32 am to mizzoukills
Preseason Vols
Picked 2nd in East
Started #25 in country
End of Season Vols
Finished 2nd in East
Finished #25 in the country
Explain how that is Underachieving?
Picked 2nd in East
Started #25 in country
End of Season Vols
Finished 2nd in East
Finished #25 in the country
Explain how that is Underachieving?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:52 am to mizzoukills
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If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:53 am to mizzoukills
I mean it wasn't a failed season to me. I predicted 8-4 to 9-3. So...
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