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Time to laugh at Auburn and Tennessee's failed seasons & underachievement

Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:29 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:29 am
Us Alabama fans ask 3 simple questions to anyone who claims to be a Bama fan because we like to know who our true brothers and sisters are simply because we're part of the greatest brother and sisterhood on Earth - Alabama Fans - and we have no time for posers.

A long time when I first became a Bama fan I was asked the following three questions. Please review my responses and feel free to let me know if I answered every question appropriately:

1. Which school sucks more dick, Kansas or Auburn? Have you ever driven across Kansas? Regardless, Auburn dudes eat cock with each meal and gargle cum just before bed...

2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...

3. What is the most irritating fight song in college football? All I can tell you is that when my bro and I went to the Tennessee game in Knoxville last year, we left that game hoping to God that a meteor lands on a packed Neyland during Rocky Top...


ROLL TIDE!
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 8:44 am
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:30 am to
Yeah, that hasn't been done yet. I feel like this is a violation of the safe space that your university has enacted.
Posted by AUatWashandLee
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2014
664 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:35 am to
quote:

2. If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...
Posted by TheDarrell McSteal
423
Member since Sep 2015
3300 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:37 am to
Do not lump VOLS in with that dumpster fire on the plains.
Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 8:40 am to
How many auburn fans have you killed?

How many people?

Why?
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15253 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:01 am to
You attention whore.
Posted by Ingloriousbastard
Member since May 2015
917 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:04 am to
This would be mildly funny if I were 10, but I'm not so this is a childish thread.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20624 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:13 am to
Keep up the good work, kills.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:14 am
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96110 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:35 am to
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Tennessee (9-3)
Serraneaux- 9-3
rockytop627- 9-3
TRUERockyTop- 8-4
ButchGetsIt- 8-4
Collins10- 8-4
VFL1800FPD- 9-3
Robert Goulet- 8-4
CedarVol- 8-4
VolSack89- 9-3
madmaxvol- 8-4
NorthGAVol- 9-3
BigOrangeBri- 8-4
BIGFOOD- 9-3
UTodd98- 10-2
SavageOrangeJug- 8-4
PhatPhil- 12-0
Legendary0903- 9-3
MID_TN_VOL- 9-3
tennvol- 10-2
Dr._Jimes_Tooper- 8-4
Ericvol2096- 9-3
Vols&Shaft83- 8-4
BigOrangeVols- 9-3



LINK

Seems like most of the Tennessee fans predicted their team would finish right where it did.


Auburn fans however...

quote:

Auburn (10.5-1.5)
AU24- 12-0
Pettifogger- 10-2
DuncanIdaho- 9-3
AUTigerNOLA- 10-2
Pavoloco83- 11-1
NorthGwinnettTiger- 11-1
TheJones- 11-1
TheMightyTerrier- 9-3
iceman5- 10-2
JamalSanders- 11-1
Johnny Ringo- 11-1
GaTiger77- 11-1
boddagetta- 11-1
auzach91- 10-2
SECdragonmaster- 11-1
TDuck2004- 10-2
konjis1- 11-1
BUCKMSTR7399- 10-2
The Nino- 9-3
FearlessFreep- 10-2
Swoopin- 10-2
BoomNation- 9-3
ChexMix- 12-0
WareagleTD- 11-1
DannyB- 11-1
AU_251- 12-0
mulletproof- 11-1
BoCam2- 11-1
The Breeze- 12-0
LanierSpots- 10-2
allin2010- 10-2
WDE24- 9-3
TTsTowel- 9-3
AubieG- 10-2
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:41 am to
Being an Alabama fan sounds cool. Tell me more.

I didn't attend the University of Alabama. Can I still join the club?

Also, what's up with the elephant? And to what does the crimson tide refer?

I'll hang up and listen...
Posted by Scoreboard
Madison, AL
Member since Apr 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:04 am to
As I told Mizzou fans before the recent game, get your laughs in while you can! All good things must come to an end....
Posted by Ericvol2096
Charleston, SC
Member since May 2013
2588 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:32 am to
Preseason Vols
Picked 2nd in East
Started #25 in country

End of Season Vols
Finished 2nd in East
Finished #25 in the country

Explain how that is Underachieving?
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:52 am to
quote:

If Gus Malzahn and Fulmer were both in a burning building and you had time to save just one, what kind of sandwich would you make? I wouldn't make a sandwich because I'd be too busy chaining the exit doors shut...


Posted by VolsMissthe90s
Member since Oct 2012
3038 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:53 am to
I mean it wasn't a failed season to me. I predicted 8-4 to 9-3. So...
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