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re: What would it take for Nick Saban to be fired?

Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69949 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:02 pm to
Will trade Hart for Battle
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3167 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Saban's a democrat


Source?

Strictly-speaking, we don't have party registration in Alabama, so everyone's pretty much an independent over here.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:11 pm to
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If he murdered Obama he'd be elected governor of Alabama from prison.


Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:15 pm to
This is one weird arse thread ??
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5623 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:25 pm to
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If he murdered Obama he'd be elected governor of Alabama from prison.


As almost any famous person from any southern state who did the same would be. Obongo is pretty much hated by all in every republican state and that includes every southern state; the only exception being whatever idiot college kids voted for him because it was cool to them.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21392 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:28 pm to
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As almost any famous person from any southern state who did the same would be. Obongo is pretty much hated by all in every republican state and that includes every southern state; the only exception being whatever idiot college kids voted for him because it was cool to them.


Ah yes, what a horrible world we live in where the president tries to give us all affordable healthcare and make it affordable for young men and women to go to college. The humanity!
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:35 pm to
Saban could rip a bong on the sidelines and it'd be cool, watch in 5 minutes you'd have Bama fans on here telling us "well Nick has glaucoma"
This post was edited on 10/11/15 at 7:36 pm
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:37 pm to
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As almost any famous person from any southern state who did the same would be. Obongo is pretty much hated by all in every republican state and that includes every southern state; the only exception being whatever idiot college kids voted for him because it was cool to them.



Well there's a reason the South is known for football and not anything else of note for last 150 or so years.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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69949 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:37 pm to
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Ah yes, what a horrible world we live in where the president tries to give us all affordable healthcare







Yeah ok, that's what he was trying to do
Posted by phaz
Waddell, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
5848 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:38 pm to
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He'd have to forcibly rape Bill Battle on the 50 yard line during the Iron Bowl.


Bill Battle would be fired for not doing it voluntarily.

Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:45 pm to
Besides we already know a political thing won't get Nick fired what with it coming out that he gets a hall pass to Hillary or whatever.
Posted by bubba35741
Member since Sep 2011
889 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:57 pm to
The truth....leaving for another team. We would never admit it and swear we fired his sorry arse...
Posted by GumpDyke
Nashville
Member since Dec 2014
1128 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:00 pm to
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Six, no SEVEN dead hookers. And a buggered sheep and video of him taking a dump on the confederate flag.


No way buggery gets him fired.
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:02 pm to
gov jobs
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:03 pm to
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What would it take for Nick Saban to be fired?


Get caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:04 pm to
I have no doubt that 100 Bama fans would be lined up to take the rap for Saban if he ever got mixed up in a serious crime.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:06 pm to
V&s posted the only thing that would do it. Excuses would be made for him with the dead girl/live boy scenarios. He'd teleconference coaching from a plush jailcell... And still probably win 9-10 games.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23888 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:11 pm to
Nick Saban is too attentive to detail to ever put himself in a precarious position that could result in his firing.

You LSU folks seem to have given up hope that he'll ever leave Bama. I'm sorry that this did not work out better for y'all.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:11 pm to
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I have no doubt that 100 Bama fans would be lined up to take the rap for Saban if he ever got mixed up in a serious crime.



Yea Rog, it's called loyalty.
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:22 pm to
Nick could go Petrino and the only serious issue people would have is him riding a motorcycle (like when athletes ride a bike and get hurt)

"Pawl, Nick can't take risks like that, he means too much to Bama"
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