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What would it take for Nick Saban to be fired?
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:42 pm
With this whole development about Sarkisian possibly being drunk at practices or games (which hasn't resulted in his immediate firing), I've been thinking. What would Nick Saban have to do to get fired? Like what if the Petrino incident happened to Nick Saban? I'm really not trying to troll or anything, this whole thing just really had me wondering what it would take for the coach with the most locked down job in the country to be fired for something outside of football.
I'll end this with the obvious. Obviously Saban is probably the most focused and straightlaced coach out there. If he was ever caught doing anything like Sarkisian has been at USC or Petrino at Arkansas, frankly I just wouldn't believe it until I saw some kind of video.
I'll end this with the obvious. Obviously Saban is probably the most focused and straightlaced coach out there. If he was ever caught doing anything like Sarkisian has been at USC or Petrino at Arkansas, frankly I just wouldn't believe it until I saw some kind of video.
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Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:43 pm to jlovel7
Get caught with a dead girl or live boy.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:43 pm to jlovel7
He'd have to forcibly rape Bill Battle on the 50 yard line during the Iron Bowl.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:44 pm to jlovel7
Serious answer. He'd have to hang on like Paterno or Bowden and have multiple losing seasons. And even then... Nick Saban won't be fired from Alabama.
This post was edited on 10/11/15 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:45 pm to CCTider
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Get caught with a dead girl or live boy.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:46 pm to jlovel7
I believe if Saban joined ISIS most of Alabama would as well.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:46 pm to jlovel7
Six, no SEVEN dead hookers. And a buggered sheep and video of him taking a dump on the confederate flag.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:46 pm to jlovel7
live boy, dead girl
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:46 pm to jlovel7
he would have to murder obama
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:48 pm to ACL11190
If he murdered Obama he'd be elected governor of Alabama from prison.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:49 pm to PsychTiger
I can't disagree with that 
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:50 pm to ACL11190
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he would have to murder obama
Saban's a democrat, would never happen.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:51 pm to Vols&Shaft83
well to be fair... a lot of democrats hate obama too
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:52 pm to JJBTiger2012
If he got caught naked in bed with his sister...
Never mind.
Never mind.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:53 pm to ACL11190
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a lot of democrats hate obama too
TT9 would lick Obama's taint in front of his own mother.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 6:59 pm to stout
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Yea Alabama doesn't take too kindly to people fricking outside of their family tree.
Nobody here ever objects to me taking every woman you've ever loved from behind.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:00 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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TT9 would lick Obama's taint in front of his own mother.
he has and does.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:00 pm to jlovel7
I don't think Saban would be the coach he is if those other things were an issue.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:00 pm to jlovel7
If he said Taco Casa and Milo's were shitty food.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:01 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Meh, Fire Bill Battle.
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