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re: KaiserSoze99's DRUNKEN BUTTHURT RANT. (Enjoy, Swine, Corndogs etc.)

Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:54 am to
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26632 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:54 am to
Wait do you really?
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25245 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Wait do you really?


Everyone melts sooner or later! Besides, go watch some of those SEC games for the Hogs from last year when we lost games we could have easily won. Its enough to drive a man to drink, though it doesn't drive me too far since I have a fully stocked bar in the den.
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:08 am to
I will say this; that is the most comprehensive "get shite off my chest" rant I've ever read. kudo's!.

you leave absolutely no doubt where you stand. your stance(s) and your allegiance may suck but I defend to the death your right to have them (something like that).
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25245 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:14 am to
It was a true meltdown rant. Someone needs to get an admin to sticky this. Like a delicious gumbo a true rant combines various ingredients... butthurt, rage, and copious amounts of booze and mixes them together to create a work of art.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18509 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:21 am to
Geaux Tigers!
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:37 am to
quote:

UT
TCU
Baylor
Dickbutt
Aggy

You think we have gay traditions. I heard they have one at dickbutt where they kiss their players full on the mouth after every score.

They call it the...













Wait for it......


















:rimshot:







God. That was so corny I should just stop posting.

Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22426 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:38 am to
Hangover in full effect right there, baw
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6543 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:42 am to
It's gotta be tough to lose to your Big12 replacement and be the only SEC team to fail to advance.

What's a proper analogy? You dump your long time girlfriend (or boyfriend) and get a new one with a new group of friends. Then some dude joins your old friends and starts banging your ex, but you're cool, you've got a new group. Then all the sudden a riots breaks out and 4 guys in your new group kick arse while the rest run away...everyone expect the new guy who's banging you ex. He stays and beats you to pulp while your new friends watch.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68729 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:44 am to
2 in the last year. More than Arkansas has. And it only took is one year to get as far out there as your "storied" program ever has
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:04 am to
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26632 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:05 am to
No no, I was asking if you forget how to type when you're drunk.
Posted by Gunner
Austin, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
628 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

I should just stop posting


This
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
4437 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:15 am to
quote:

The SEC grabbed the wrong team from texas, TCU would have been much better.?


While I would generally agree, I'm kinda glad we didn't get TCU.

I mean, that's our next football coach over there (Gary) and we need to keep the offer as attractive as possible, right?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55606 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:20 am to
A pic showing poor sportsmanship by an LSU athlete

I'm shocked
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22426 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:23 am to
Yelling Ball 5,6,7,8 by the fans is worse
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26632 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:25 am to
Johnny Manziel was a great sport.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:26 am to
No talk of wearing skin, I am disappointed


























Hope the hangover isn't to bad
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25245 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:21 am to
quote:

No no, I was asking if you forget how to type when you're drunk.


My bad, my brain doesn't start working until that first cup of coffee enters my blood stream. I should just set up an IV drip of the stuff.

And yes... it is. I tend to try and type sentences with my fingers on the wrong keys. Little things tend to get left out... like nouns, verbs, punctuation... Spelling is fairly optional too.

My typing gets so bad that a friend once called after getting a drunken email from me because he was concerned that I might have had a stroke.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26632 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:31 am to
Cliffs? I wanna see this
Posted by mitchs3
Member since May 2012
138 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:48 am to
Go Frogs! WHOOOOOO!
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