KaiserSoze99's DRUNKEN BUTTHURT RANT. (Enjoy, Swine, Corndogs etc.)

WARNING:
This is going to be a shitty thread, but you sadists assholes will probably enjoy it. Especially you swine and nutria-eating swamp bitches. Furthermore, it's Wednesday, which is my drinking night. So, enjoy my meltdown (and frick each and every last one of you motherfrickers).












FIRST, we get frickED out of a national seed by the NCAA committee and Eric Hyman does precisely JACK shite to convince the committee in our favor. To to it off, that a-hole goes and jacks off the big cigars of his favorite program, which is also his former employer, TCU. Motherfricker better just get the frick out of CS before we lynch his, shitty, turn-coat arse!!!



Then, thanks to that useless cocksucker named after an un-busted cherry:


We have to fight our way through a super ON THE ROAD. Then, after working their asses off, our team CHOKES at frickING 1:30 a.m. in the 16th inning and go home ONE RUN away from Omaha.

Then, the MLB draft frickS us out of all our best players/recruits, leaving us in a WORLD OF shite going into 2016.





We got no CWS!!


We got no PLAYERS!!













OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!!!!

















I have been unsuccessfully trying to drown this shite in sour mash and cheap wine. NOT WORKING frick this shite!!! Meltdown Time.



I leave you with this (not an admission of guilt, federal prosecutors, so frick the frick off, bitches. PROVE IT or shove it up your g-man, suit-wearing asses!!!)




Drunk as frick. E'body kiss my pasty-white arse.


Going to sleep it off. Be assholes if you must.

Thank, Gig'em,

and...




frickLSU®