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re: Once again, thanks Arky for beating the dog shite out of the effing longhorns

Posted on 4/11/15 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55518 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 3:50 pm to
Y'all have no idea how many conversations in the state of Texas have ended with things like "hey look!, that pizza boy walking from his car to our office door just went more yards than your entire offense rushed for in your bowl game"


Thanks Arkansas
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81263 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Recruiting players named speedy noil since 2010

A&M 1-0
LSU 0-1


Having players named Speed Noil suspended from your football team for spring practice because they cursed out a professor and then refused to apologize to their coach:

LSU - 0
A&M - 1
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46502 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 4:47 pm to
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"hey look!, that pizza boy walking from his car to our office door just went more yards than your entire offense rushed for in your bowl game"

wish I worked with texas and lsu fans so I could use stuff like this :(
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11441 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 7:07 pm to
I now see why Texas fans have such a superiority complex, Ags and Hogs are acting like little brothers who just played a prank on their big brother... Giggling and High fiving while hiding behind the couch.


If it's bad now, I can only imagine the swc. Did you guys give each other HJ's when each beat Big bro?

I know aggy would oblige, even if hogs just played their hardest.
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19103 posts
Posted on 4/11/15 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Y'all have no idea how many conversations in the state of Texas have ended with things like "hey look!, that pizza boy walking from his car to our office door just went more yards than your entire offense rushed for in your bowl game"

That's beautiful!

Fans who haven't experienced their team being in the same conference at some point with the Longhorns will never quite understand.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 3:10 am to
Dick riding a hog..porking?
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
5870 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 3:53 am to
quote:

I now see why Texas fans have such a superiority complex, Ags and Hogs are acting like little brothers who just played a prank on their big brother... Giggling and High fiving while hiding behind the couch.


The frick does that even mean?

Here it is in black and white: it's sports. It's games. It's fun. frick Texas! Why? Cuz frick you and frick them. The way it goes. We get emotional highs from things in which we don't participate and we get low from shite we have no control over. You take that away and there is no fun.

frick Texas, frick LSU, frick Bama, frick all the other coat-riding bitches in the SEC,frick the Rockets, frick the Spurs, frick the Eagles, frick the Redskins, frick the 'Stros, and frick Jerry Jeff Walker.

Sports uber alles.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145287 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 10:50 am to
Woh
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25235 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 2:10 pm to
We are counting on the Aggies to continue the SWC revenge tour if you get the chance to play the Whorns in a bowl game.
Posted by oman
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
3280 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 3:57 pm to
frick Jerry Jeff Walker?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55518 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:40 pm to
Hey Oman! Jerry Jeff Walker rushes for more yards every time he walks across the stage than y'all did in your entire bowl game against Arkansas



See how that works?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145287 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:40 pm to
Why do you post here?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55518 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:41 pm to
Because he HATES all things Texas A&M
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145287 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:42 pm to
How sad
Posted by oman
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
3280 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:15 pm to
Didn't know about the Jerry Jeff A&M hate, but then again, never a surprise when another Aggie chip on the shoulder is identified.

Arkansas scoreboard v. Texas >>> A&M Scoreboard v. Texas.



Take what you can get.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145287 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:17 pm to
kind of weird that you post on a board about a school that doesnt even consider you to be their rival. but im glad we gave your program its greatest win of all time
Posted by oman
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
3280 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

nd of weird that you post on a board about a school that doesnt even consider you to be their rival. but im glad we gave your program its greatest win of all time


I mean, I realize you are a bit slow and your desire to make this board as much of an A&M jizz jar/circle jerk as possible, but everyone on this board, or on any other football board, other than you and Old Dementia Sarge knows that A&M couldn't even sniff the jockstrap of Texas' greatest wins.

The good news is that the future is always really bright for the Aggies.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145287 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:25 pm to
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A&M couldn't even sniff the jockstrap of Texas' greatest wins.
you guys sure seem to pimp that game every time you get. which is about as weird to me as you posting here about a&m but hey, you guys do you
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 6:27 pm
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25235 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:36 pm to
What is this strange obsession that Whorn fans have with sniffing jockstraps? I mean, look, its a new millenia here and all... but there are some peccadilloes you don't share in public. Its unseemly.
Posted by oman
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
3280 posts
Posted on 4/12/15 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

you guys sure seem to pimp that game every time you get. which is about as weird to me as you posting here


You really think it is odd to pimp that game against A&M when it was last game they played before scurrying off?

No wonder my posting here is such a mystery.
This post was edited on 4/12/15 at 10:15 pm
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