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Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:33 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:33 pm to KSGamecock
Canada. I view that as my only one.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:33 pm to KSGamecock
Only real problem I have now a days is all this money and no one to spend it on.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:34 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Sorry to hear that Shaft. I hope you have safe travels.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:36 pm to ABearsFanNMS
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Sorry to hear that Shaft. I hope you have safe travels.
Thanks man
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:46 pm to Vols&Shaft83
See this is what I'm talking about. OTBrethren, coming together in dark times. We are truly the Übermensch of the TD boards.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:46 pm to KSGamecock
This is a true story. I once had solid perfect shits for a straight week. Once a day, same time, every single one was virtually the same sized solid piece. Full and solid but not strenuous. Over quickly, clean wipe, most of all satisfyingly emptying. For a solid week. The best gastrointestinal week of my adult life. And I was eating whatever i wanted, indulging myself even. It was a poop miracle. But as it turns out it's a curse that you can never live up to again. It will haunt me forever. I want to recapture those days. I pine for it almost every day on the throne. Also it was my honeymoon.
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:49 pm to genro
Wait, that is rare for you people?
Damn that must suck.
Damn that must suck.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:53 pm to Rebelgator
Damn it RG. I left out details just so you wouldn't be insecure. frickin' a...
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:53 pm to genro
I prefer the ones where I could shite thru a screen door and not touch a wire, especially when it's in a crowded public restroom and accompanied by copious amounts of loud noxious gas emissions
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:54 pm to genro
How did you stay so regular? Was wifey sticking ice cubes up your butt?
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:56 pm to genro
I'm not the one with bowel issues.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 8:57 pm to Rebelgator
Please we all know that's a lie with all the cock you've taken.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:00 pm to KSGamecock
I appreciate your use of the umlaut
This post was edited on 3/24/15 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:00 pm to Rebelgator
Are you being serious right meow?
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:05 pm to Vols&Shaft83
quote:Sorry to hear that, bro. Condolences to you and your family.
My grandmother died this morning. I'm headed to Florida tomorrow to be with my family.
I'll drink a mangorita for you.
Posted on 3/24/15 at 9:12 pm to Vols&Shaft83
My condolences to you and your family. Safe travels.
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