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re: Marry, F@ck, Kill: Rant edition
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:31 pm to Agforlife
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:31 pm to Agforlife
Ag, I will slap the tots right out of your mouth at the nearest sonic. CarolinaGirl was already taken in my choices. You LATE bruh.
besides, you're an Ag. Dont you HAVE to pick dudes? Isnt it in the corps ragulations etc?
besides, you're an Ag. Dont you HAVE to pick dudes? Isnt it in the corps ragulations etc?
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 5:32 pm
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:32 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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Suicidal Narcissist!
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:33 pm to Tiguar
So, telling you to go frick yourself and die would be like the best thing I could say to you?
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:34 pm to Tiguar
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Suicidal Narcissist!
Sounds like a name of a 1990's Grunge Band:
"DUDE....The Suicidal Narcissists are playing at the club!"
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:34 pm to Rebelgator
No, I need to marry myself first so I can collect the life insurance. Get with the program 
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:35 pm to Tiguar
You haven't married yourself? 
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:35 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
It sounds like a hard drink.
Going to experiment and design it.
I'll give you 3/5ths of the credit.
Going to experiment and design it.
I'll give you 3/5ths of the credit.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:36 pm to Tiguar
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No, I need to marry myself first so I can collect the life insurance. Get with the program
Gotta make an honest woman outta rosie palmer.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:36 pm to Rebelgator
I'm waiting for the right moment. I'm a little afraid of commitment, but I'll eventually come around.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:37 pm to Tiguar
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I'll give you 3/5ths of the credit.
Throw in 40 Acres and a Mule and we have a deal
* I'll just wait over here for my land and donkey....patiently......wait.....over....here...*
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:37 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:38 pm to Tiguar
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I'll give you 3/5ths of the credit.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:38 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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Throw in 40 Acres and a Mule and we have a deal
Now what would you do with a Mule?
Wait. Dont answer that!
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:40 pm to Pavoloco83
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Now what would you do with a Mule?
Well, first I'd sweet talk....
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Wait. Dont answer that!
DAMMIT!!!
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:40 pm to Patton
bhp is a cool cat. I wouldn't joke like that with many people.
well, maybe I would, but I wouldn't expect it to go as well
well, maybe I would, but I wouldn't expect it to go as well
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:41 pm to Patton
And.... Now back to the game.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:42 pm to Rebelgator
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And.... Now back to the game.
I asked a question. All the white people's questions got answered.
* frickin' white privilege *
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:42 pm to Tiguar
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bhp is a cool cat. I wouldn't joke like that with many people.
Indeed. beers would be good with BHP.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 5:44 pm to Pavoloco83
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beers would be good with BHP
Let's do that shite
Posted on 3/18/15 at 6:22 pm to Pavoloco83
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Ag, I will slap the tots right out of your mouth at the nearest sonic. CarolinaGirl was already taken in my choices. You LATE bruh.
besides, you're an Ag. Dont you HAVE to pick dudes? Isnt it in the corps ragulations etc?
Yeah but I got her phone number so
and I went to Tarleton not A&M so any and all corps regulations don't apply to me 
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